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Tuesday, June 7, 2016

Lipstick? Or Lipdicks?

Guys, we need to talk about these lipsticks that popped up in my Instagram feed last night. LOOK. AT. THEM.

Guys, we need to talk about these lipsticks that popped up in my Instagram feed last night. LOOK. AT. THEM.

@prozac_morris / Via instagram.com

Hehe, popped up.

THEY ARE PERFECT LIL’ VEINY LIPSTICKS, ER, LIPDICKS IN A MULTITUDE OF WEEN SHADES.

THEY ARE PERFECT LIL' VEINY LIPSTICKS, ER, LIPDICKS IN A MULTITUDE OF WEEN SHADES.

@prozac_morris / Via instagram.com

I NEED TO YELL ABOUT IT.

Some even have a ~touch~ of shimmer.

Some even have a ~touch~ of shimmer.

@trailerswift / Via instagram.com

Beautiful.

But obvi I needed to know more info.

But obvi I needed to know more info.

@cosmobyjessandtay / Via instagram.com

So I put on my investigative journalism hat (aka used Google) and found out that you can buy these Mushroom Penis Lipsticks in a pack of 12 on Amazon for $18.

So I put on my investigative journalism hat (aka used Google) and found out that you can buy these Mushroom Penis Lipsticks in a pack of 12 on Amazon for $18.

Amazon / Via amazon.com

Their colors range from “creamy pinks” (ew) to “opal rouge,” and each lipstick is “complete with a veiny shaft and perfect mushroom head,” according to the product description.

Their colors range from "creamy pinks" (ew) to "opal rouge," and each lipstick is "complete with a veiny shaft and perfect mushroom head," according to the product description.

@grownfolkparty / Via instagram.com

And TBH, the reviews are the best part…

And TBH, the reviews are the best part...

Amazon / Via amazon.com

“Her fave colour is hooker red.”

…to find out if they ~sucked~ or not.

...to find out if they ~sucked~ or not.

Amazon / Via amazon.com

I HAD TO.

And listen, I know it’s not everyone’s ~taste~…

And listen, I know it's not everyone's ~taste~...

@yelato / Via instagram.com

I CANNOT STOP HELP

…but lipdicks are here 2 stay, bbs.

@drac_makens / Via instagram.com

*blows kiss*

via - BuzzFeed

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