Bitches Be Trippin'

I mean, if people are asking, don't you think you're doing something to make a mother fucker think that? Booty shorts. Avid fan of the pole dancing class down the street. Always working "late nights". Never have a boyfriend but are always sore as if "someone nailed you".  Nails always done. Always tan. Always smelling like cocoa butter. Got more glitter on ya than the whole fucking cast of Twilight. 

I have a stack of one hundred one dollar bills that says you're lying. Just sayin', sweet tits.