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My dad always told me "better to let it go and bear the shame than to hold it in and bear the pain". He offered no advice in the "official reprimand" dept. I find it pretty funny that his co coworkers took the time to log his flatulence.
I have worked in an environment like this and it is just as rude of the person with gas to not attempt to do anything about it. Everyone has to pass gas from time to time, but when you are doing it strictly to fuck with your co-workers don't be surprised if they meet you out in the parking lot one day. Ijs, that shit is conducive to a hostile working environment. Especially when you're losing good employees over it as the case in my office!
I take a medication that causes flatulence with the most God awful odor known to man. It literally smells like burnt intestines. It also induces toilet and connected pipe clogging bowel movements. Luckily I word from home, so the only one to suffer the stench is me.
I have a gastro intestinal disease that causes horrendous gas, nausea, and other misery. I was misdiagnosed and treated for all kinds of other gastric ailments, and I am sure my coworkers suffered despite my fan, Odorcide, etc. I ate saltines to ease the nausea, drank half a beer when the stomach pain was unbearable(alcohol was the only thing that eased it). When I finally found a specialist that correctly diagnosed me with celiac disease, I was able to get the problem under control. the only treatment is a strict gluten free diet.... no wheat, barley, rye, or other gluten containing grains. In other words, the very things I was doing to ease the symptoms were causing the problem. I pity this poor person as I know that they may be totally unable to control their flatulence just like me. If their problem is that severe, they need to find a good gastroenterologist who can correctly diagnose and treat the problem.
You know, if they really wanted to log the time of the flatulence, they should have also recorded the duration that the fart lingered and caused a disruption.
Additionally, this is the MOST HILARIOUS thing I have seen in a while, and I am eternally grateful to whomever provided this hilarity. I would love to know what the last three pages say! Hahahahaha
This shit is hilarious! I love that there are still 3 more pages not shown here. I understand that there are medical causes for gassey asses but if you read the whole thing (not just the red) you would see that this guy has gone to the doctor and cannot produce any evidence that this is a medical condition. As far as the coworkers logging the fart times. I would just spray his ass with air freshener every time he ripped one. He must be doing this on purpose to fuck with the office.
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Better out than in I always say....
My dad always told me "better to let it go and bear the shame than to hold it in and bear the pain". He offered no advice in the "official reprimand" dept. I find it pretty funny that his co coworkers took the time to log his flatulence.
That's only page 2 of FIVE!!! Haha
Some people have medical conditions and medications which cause horrible gas...this was quite rude of the SS office.
I have worked in an environment like this and it is just as rude of the person with gas to not attempt to do anything about it. Everyone has to pass gas from time to time, but when you are doing it strictly to fuck with your co-workers don't be surprised if they meet you out in the parking lot one day. Ijs, that shit is conducive to a hostile working environment. Especially when you're losing good employees over it as the case in my office!
I take a medication that causes flatulence with the most God awful odor known to man. It literally smells like burnt intestines. It also induces toilet and connected pipe clogging bowel movements. Luckily I word from home, so the only one to suffer the stench is me.
I have a gastro intestinal disease that causes horrendous gas, nausea, and other misery. I was misdiagnosed and treated for all kinds of other gastric ailments, and I am sure my coworkers suffered despite my fan, Odorcide, etc. I ate saltines to ease the nausea, drank half a beer when the stomach pain was unbearable(alcohol was the only thing that eased it). When I finally found a specialist that correctly diagnosed me with celiac disease, I was able to get the problem under control. the only treatment is a strict gluten free diet.... no wheat, barley, rye, or other gluten containing grains. In other words, the very things I was doing to ease the symptoms were causing the problem. I pity this poor person as I know that they may be totally unable to control their flatulence just like me. If their problem is that severe, they need to find a good gastroenterologist who can correctly diagnose and treat the problem.
Keeping track of the times when the employee 'passed gas'? That's pretty anal if you ask me.
You know, if they really wanted to log the time of the flatulence, they should have also recorded the duration that the fart lingered and caused a disruption.
Additionally, this is the MOST HILARIOUS thing I have seen in a while, and I am eternally grateful to whomever provided this hilarity. I would love to know what the last three pages say! Hahahahaha
This shit is hilarious! I love that there are still 3 more pages not shown here. I understand that there are medical causes for gassey asses but if you read the whole thing (not just the red) you would see that this guy has gone to the doctor and cannot produce any evidence that this is a medical condition. As far as the coworkers logging the fart times. I would just spray his ass with air freshener every time he ripped one. He must be doing this on purpose to fuck with the office.
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