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Perfect answer to a stupid question. Anyone that wants to get married needs to bring a lot more to the table than beauty. There are plenty of beautiful women in the world that are smart, fun, make their own money, great in bed, just to name a few. Also, any man that knows you are a money hungry bitch looking to marry on the first date is gonna run the other way as fast as possible. If this girl really wants to be rich she better start making the cash herself cuz she's never getting a ring acting like this.
I am a woman and I hate girls like this. I do not make a lot of money (less than 30k), but I still pay for dinner sometimes. To me it is not about what you can do for me. It is about a connection. Furthermore, I am a good partner because I am a giver in bed, I do not care if you look at another girl (I get it women a beautiful) and I can talk anything from video games to politics. Vapid bitches deserve vapid bastards. I hope she finds someone just like her.
Since this is so "out there", I thought I'd post a little more crazy/reality to go along with it...
Hot 23y/o vs OlderWoman
After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, "Fifty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep with a hot 23-year-old girl every night.
Now, I have a $500,000 home, a $45,000 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 69-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy's problems.
10 comments:
Isn't that the damn truth!
Fuck yeah!!!
Great response!!! If she was a keeper, she never would have asked those questions! She's young, she has time to grow up!
flash some monopoly $$ on her face she's dtf..
Old but still good. This was originally a cragslist rant as I recall. http://hereisthecity.com/2007/10/05/25_yearold_beauty_se/
Like A BOSS!!!
Stupid BITCH.....she didn't say if she could suck a dick!
Perfect answer to a stupid question. Anyone that wants to get married needs to bring a lot more to the table than beauty. There are plenty of beautiful women in the world that are smart, fun, make their own money, great in bed, just to name a few. Also, any man that knows you are a money hungry bitch looking to marry on the first date is gonna run the other way as fast as possible. If this girl really wants to be rich she better start making the cash herself cuz she's never getting a ring acting like this.
I am a woman and I hate girls like this. I do not make a lot of money (less than 30k), but I still pay for dinner sometimes. To me it is not about what you can do for me. It is about a connection. Furthermore, I am a good partner because I am a giver in bed, I do not care if you look at another girl (I get it women a beautiful) and I can talk anything from video games to politics. Vapid bitches deserve vapid bastards. I hope she finds someone just like her.
Since this is so "out there", I thought I'd post a little more crazy/reality to go along with it...
Hot 23y/o vs OlderWoman
After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, "Fifty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep with a hot 23-year-old girl every night.
Now, I have a $500,000 home, a $45,000 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 69-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy's problems.
FWIW... Reality Check!
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