THANK YOU GG FANS!

You know why I love the Ghetto Genius fans? It's because you guys "get it." Well, 97% of you do. I'm not going to speak for Mr. Wunder and the rest of the CREW (actually, I am), but the reason why I keep writing for this blog and for the Ghetto Genius is because 1) Fans appreciate it, 2) It's hilarious, 3) It's honest and real.

There is no special equation to anything on this blog. There are no hidden "messages or secrets." There's no deep meaning to anything. If we say the sky is blue, it's not because there was something scientific or philosophical about it. The sky is blue, mother fucker. That's all you need to know. Stop looking into shit and coming up with your own reasoning.

AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT!

I write for this blog because this is the place to let the world know, I'm human. I don't give a shit that I show humility. Hell, every contributor on this blog embarrasses themselves. And you know what? People love it. They accept it. They know, that we aren't better than everybody else because we show our imperfections. We show that hey, sometimes a mother fucker shits his pants from time to time and aren't too embarrassed to talk about it. AT ALL. And some people get blow jobs from really ugly, fat chicks and come back for more. Wait, what?

Those people that "get it" I want to thank you personally. To those that don't, this blog and Facebook fan page probably aren't for you. It's you guys that take the air out of the building with your sensitive bullshit while 150K+ other fans scratch their heads and think, "Really, mother fucker? You had to take that shit to another level of stupid?" But as much as I want to dislike you sensitive folks, I actually love you. Why? Because you keep coming back. You're just too afraid to admit it. Real talk right there.

Whether it be stories, advice columns or off the wall random shit, people get their fix here. Shit, I get MY fix here. You never know what you're gonna get when you click "I understand and wish to continue." That's why people come here. That's why this blog IS the business. It has changed lives one post at a time. Like they say, "Laughter is the best medicine."

So big ups to you fans who support the fan page and the blog. I know I'm a day late but to J-Wunder and the rest of the CREW, you guys are doing it right and I couldn't ask for a better group of crazy fucks to write with. Happy two year anniversary fuck faces.

Oh, one last thing before I sign off...

To those that take life too seriously - CHILL THE FUCK OUT. You don't do yourself any good walking around with a stick shoved up your ass with one end sticking out of your mouth like a Pez dispenser. Life is way too short to be a Monkey Mouth Bitch.

I'm off like a prom dress.

P.S. - I knew what a lot of you were thinking..."Anonymous is at it again with that cat woman, bitch?"  No fuckers...never again. Well, we'll see. Peace.