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So poor that she can afford crazy amounts of pageant dresses, makeup, accessories & other ridiculous items required? & I bet the new "reality" show based on her daughters life brings in 0 dollars.
This bitch is not poor, (earning around $10,00 an episode, I heard) and anyone who is so proud as to encourage their kids to be fat ass slobs deserves all the degrading shit anyone is willing to give her!
What saddens me is she had a bf and I'm single :( damn and her daughter wins money each pageant he places in just because she's a redneck doesn't mean she's poor just means she trash haha
I bet all you fucking assholes talking shit don't have anything wrong with you, huh? Get off your high horses you fucking cunts. Don't act like your shit don't stink. I don't give a fuck how hot you think your shit is. It ain't. And I can bet 99% of you would be on TV if it meant you got 20K per episode. So SHUT...THE...FUCK...UP and swallow your dad's jizz shots. Fucking asshole licking, hemorrhoid sucking, dick cheese smelling, little girly bitches.
Damn!! Are you Momma June yourself cause you're taking it a little too personally. You need to chill the fuck out. A lot of us aren't that attractive, but our lame asses aren't on television exploiting our rude ass children to the whole country. They are trash, and rich trash at that. And if you aren't one of them than you shouldn't be so fucking offended. It's a joke. Go swallow your own fathers jizz. You need it!
I would take 20 grand of my own money and slap you right in the cocksucker and walk away with No Fucks Given. Since you know all about jizz shots and ass licking it sounds like you need to go back to Wal-Mart and continue turning tricks in the dressing room.
----------- "I bet all you fucking assholes talking shit don't have anything wrong with you, huh? Get off your high horses you fucking cunts. Don't act like your shit don't stink..blah fucking blah fucking blah......" ----------- You know who says some shit like that? A fat bitch. A big smelly, sloppy, wind sucking, sweaty smegma covered, giant sack of bear claw eatin' fat bitch.
Here's some advice. Put DOWN the deep fried, bacon wrapped snickers ice cream bar, grab onto whatever furniture in your house that can still grudgingly help you groan your way to your cabbage patch kid feet and do that fat bitch shuffle/slide/wheeze out the front door (if you can fit) and go for a fucking walk. Leave the hoveround parked next to the loveseat you use as an arm chair and walk.
WOW. Such class. Looks like a true fan was offended. I don't watch it because I don't watch trash and I'm pretty sure that any time someone DOES watch this garbage, a book commits suicide.
All you little bitches are telling me that I'm offended? Look how badly I offended you. I love it. I've actually never seen an episode of that Honey Booboo show. Just clips on TMZ or E! so quit assuming. I can't confirm or deny if she is this or that but I can confirm that you guys are dick gagging little cunts. Say what you must about me cause you have no fucking clue who I is, bitches. If my comment can bring this many comments and get you slightly fired up, then I did my mutha fucking job. Bleed-dat!!! Now excuse me while I take a few shots of some warm freshly squeezed jizz. (No chaser either)
^^ needs to get a serious dick down.. maybe some dieting shit too.. you know they make that right? I would train you but women with 6 chins scare the fuck out of me.
Any reality television star is considered trash in my opinion, regardless of how much money they have. I just googled it and they only make 4 grand an episode. I have lived in Georgia before, and I can assure you that almost everyone (where I lived anyhow) bahaved exactly like them. One thing I do respect and admire is the love they have for one another. They may be rednecks and a little unconventional to some, but they value eachother and that is pretty awesome to me. Anyone that is on reality tv exploits themselves and their family. And even though it may be considered "reality", it is still edited before it is aired, so who really knows what happens when it happens or what is said exactly. By the time the public gets to view it, it's been flipped and flopped, copied and pasted, edited and remixed...
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wow..this is evil...pick on someone else who deserves it..she is poor and ...just pick on someone else.
she is exploiting her child on national television... give her hell
So poor that she can afford crazy amounts of pageant dresses, makeup, accessories & other ridiculous items required? & I bet the new "reality" show based on her daughters life brings in 0 dollars.
stfu bitch
This bitch is not poor, (earning around $10,00 an episode, I heard) and anyone who is so proud as to encourage their kids to be fat ass slobs deserves all the degrading shit anyone is willing to give her!
Actually they make $20,000 per person per episode. They are not poor!
What saddens me is she had a bf and I'm single :( damn and her daughter wins money each pageant he places in just because she's a redneck doesn't mean she's poor just means she trash haha
lmao anonymous 1:24! yes!
Hahaha I'm lmfao over here :)
I bet all you fucking assholes talking shit don't have anything wrong with you, huh? Get off your high horses you fucking cunts. Don't act like your shit don't stink. I don't give a fuck how hot you think your shit is. It ain't. And I can bet 99% of you would be on TV if it meant you got 20K per episode. So SHUT...THE...FUCK...UP and swallow your dad's jizz shots. Fucking asshole licking, hemorrhoid sucking, dick cheese smelling, little girly bitches.
^eat a bucket of dicks.
Exploiting her child for fame and fortune.... smh. She deserves to be ridiculed! She's just trashy.
I detect a honey boo boo lover. Probably has every episode set on their dvr. Ps....my shit smells like roses :) have a good day!
Damn!! Are you Momma June yourself cause you're taking it a little too personally. You need to chill the fuck out. A lot of us aren't that attractive, but our lame asses aren't on television exploiting our rude ass children to the whole country. They are trash, and rich trash at that. And if you aren't one of them than you shouldn't be so fucking offended. It's a joke. Go swallow your own fathers jizz. You need it!
I would take 20 grand of my own money and slap you right in the cocksucker and walk away with No Fucks Given. Since you know all about jizz shots and ass licking it sounds like you need to go back to Wal-Mart and continue turning tricks in the dressing room.
You can turn tricks in the change rooms???? Does everyone know about this? Is there a going rate?
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"I bet all you fucking assholes talking shit don't have anything wrong with you, huh? Get off your high horses you fucking cunts. Don't act like your shit don't stink..blah fucking blah fucking blah......"
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You know who says some shit like that? A fat bitch. A big smelly, sloppy, wind sucking, sweaty smegma covered, giant sack of bear claw eatin' fat bitch.
Here's some advice. Put DOWN the deep fried, bacon wrapped snickers ice cream bar, grab onto whatever furniture in your house that can still grudgingly help you groan your way to your cabbage patch kid feet and do that fat bitch shuffle/slide/wheeze out the front door (if you can fit) and go for a fucking walk. Leave the hoveround parked next to the loveseat you use as an arm chair and walk.
LAUGHING MY MOTHER FUCKING ASS OFF !!!
Word. Lol
Idiocracy was not a movie it was a documentary. And this twat is leading the charge to gene pool retardation.
WOW. Such class. Looks like a true fan was offended. I don't watch it because I don't watch trash and I'm pretty sure that any time someone DOES watch this garbage, a book commits suicide.
I'm laughing so hard here I almost cant breathe.
I want to know why she is so offended on THIS site. Has she not been here before? LMMFAO
I fell so proud of you for this comment, and I don't even know who the Fuck you are! LMAO
All you little bitches are telling me that I'm offended? Look how badly I offended you. I love it. I've actually never seen an episode of that Honey Booboo show. Just clips on TMZ or E! so quit assuming. I can't confirm or deny if she is this or that but I can confirm that you guys are dick gagging little cunts. Say what you must about me cause you have no fucking clue who I is, bitches. If my comment can bring this many comments and get you slightly fired up, then I did my mutha fucking job. Bleed-dat!!! Now excuse me while I take a few shots of some warm freshly squeezed jizz. (No chaser either)
I don't think I have a a good laugh like this in a Long time! Lmao really I'm laughing my big fat ass off AHHHHH! U said the Fat bitch shuffle!
^^ needs to get a serious dick down.. maybe some dieting shit too.. you know they make that right? I would train you but women with 6 chins scare the fuck out of me.
^^^^ think of the things you can do in between my chins. Lube it up and fuck them.
^ima female .. and thats just nasty .. the mental picture I just received made me shudder .. and not the good kind either..
^^^I still made you shudder. Woman to woman...through a computer. Hope you enjoyed it.
This kinda Shudder made me throwup. Twice. And a third time reading your reply.
These comments are super awesome!
I'm still satisfied that I made you shudder AND throw up. Hopefully you had some explosive diarrhea to go along with it.
Lmfao
Any reality television star is considered trash in my opinion, regardless of how much money they have.
I just googled it and they only make 4 grand an episode.
I have lived in Georgia before, and I can assure you that almost everyone (where I lived anyhow) bahaved exactly like them. One thing I do respect and admire is the love they have for one another. They may be rednecks and a little unconventional to some, but they value eachother and that is pretty awesome to me.
Anyone that is on reality tv exploits themselves and their family. And even though it may be considered "reality", it is still edited before it is aired, so who really knows what happens when it happens or what is said exactly. By the time the public gets to view it, it's been flipped and flopped, copied and pasted, edited and remixed...
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