Name my fish
Date: 2012-09-23, 8:24PM CDT
I have a fish. Pretty good lookin fish if you ask me. Best looking one in Wal-Mart. Got drunk and thought hey! Fish sounds like a good idea. Bad idea. So now I'm stuck with a fish.
I have no desire to give it a name. But I feel like this fish is now my friend. Weird situation to be in. (not sexual).
I need a name for this fish. She lives a pretty interesting life (pictured).
Whoever offers me the most money will receive the privilege of naming my fish.
I'll post updates of the offers here at the end of everyday.
HERE'S WHAT YOU GET IN RETURN!!!
-weekly updates in my fish's life every Monday.
-she lives a very interesting life.
-the fish's dead corpse when it dies.
-or a video of it's viking funeral.
-If you don't know what a viking funeral is, look at this link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjcsFPiQq94
-It'll go down something like that. (except live music... maybe a keg. Of course you'll be invited)
THIS AMAZING OPPORTUNITY ENDS AT THE END OF THE MONTH!!! September 30, 2012 at 5:00 p.m.
If you have any inquires, please hesitate to ask. Its a fish. Not very much to it.
Serious bidders only. This Wal- Mart fish means a lot to me. And by a lot I mean very little.
Poor college student with a stupid fish that thoroughly enjoys swimming... but she acts a little fishy sometimes.
Shoot me an email with your offer and live your life vicariously through my fish's life.
PICTURES!!!
-Picture number 1: THE FISH
-Picture number 2: FISH PLAYING BEER PONG
-Picture number 3: FISH WATCHING FISH PORN (she's a dirty girl)
- Location: Baton Rouge
- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
9 comments:
fuck that fish, fuck wal-mart and fuck bud light.
That fish is a boy lol
Somebody needs a friend..and no not the fish.
Sorry, but all betta fish are not males. That is a female. Short fins and tail. Thanks for coming out though.
Stupid ass people in this world that have nothing else to do but to make an ass of themselves. Fucken dicks. Fucking hate these mother fucking bitches. Little dick ass ass, pussy red and pink neck! I fucking hate wasting my mother fucking time on something straight stupid. Over some type fucking of piece of shit! Fucking little dick bastards! OMG! FUCK!!! FUCK!!! Dildos.
Wow...tell us how you really feel.
Your the Dick that curses to much. And fyi.... It is funny! Lightin up.
I just have to know what he named the fish?!?!?!?
You're the one making an ass out of yourself and it's not even funny "little dick ass ass, pussy red and pink neck" .... Very professional of you sir dickface
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