People ask me how I got started and became a member of the Crew. It's a funny story actually. Someone I know (who actually can't stand me) posted something from ITMOAGG Fan Page and I slapped my desk in my office from laughing so hard. I liked the page and kept laughing every day. The random stories, funny pictures and the fact that The GG interacted with his fans made me think this guy was not only funny, but real as fuck.
A few weeks later I was on Fakebook and saw that one of my photographer friends posted a picture from an engagement photo shoot she had done over the weekend. The happy couple was standing in an alley in my hometown and something looked verrrrrrrrrry familiar about that alley. And then it hit me. That was the alley that many of us have may or may not have had a sexual interlude in. I sent a copy of the picture to J-Wunder titled "one girl's engagement photo is another girl's sex alley" and from there the rest is history.
As I sit in my kitchen, drinking my coffee and getting ready to go slay the dragons at work, I can't believe how lucky I am to have a friend, mentor and collaborator like J-Wunder. His ability to bring the funny only makes me, and the crew as a whole, funnier. I can't even talk about The Ringer or Anonynmous, because those fuckers threatened to kick my ass if I ever told their secrets. As for L-Train, that is my Roll Dog. I almost killed her when she was visiting me and we haven't told the story yet because she is still in therapy over it. Bitch was warned.
Most of all, I thank everyone who takes a few minutes, hours or what the fucker ever out of their day to read what we have to write and laugh at the shit that gives us the giggles. Even those that don't agree with or like what we have to say, keep reading and keep feeding us. Sometimes the most fucktarded comments are the ones that make us think of funnier shit to write about.
I am excited to see what the future has to bring, if L-Train is going to let me hit it from the back and most importantly, if J-Wunder is going to get drunk and show us his Guamaconda one night. Fingers crossed!
Time to go make the doughnuts!
XO
H-Bomb
14 comments:
Discovering the GG blog reminded me of when I first discovered the awesomeness of vodka sodas and masturbation. Much like vodka sodas and masturbation, you guys rock my world. Thank you for sharing your awesomness.
Spank you very much, Banana. No, really, I kinda want to spank you.
Seriously, thank you for the love! We are nothing but a bunch of sick and depraved people with internet access with out the fan support, so really, um, can I spank you?
Banana Stickers, there is just too much to love about you. Thanks for all the love - it means nothing to us. Ha! J/K. One love!!
Fucking H-Bomb...
Call me when you are done with therapy, L.
Man I love the dog Shit outta this blog .. yall need to write short stories for the perverted adults of the world .. bestseller in the making .. I put your blog up there with I hope they serve beer in Hell from a entertainment pov
I've said congrats like 3 times already but being that I see there is NO MORE 2 Million posts, I will say it a 4th time. Congratufuckinglations muhfuckers! :)
Congrats to you all, I have also commented a couple of congrats! Thanks for breathing so much life and laughter into what could be otherwise, slow death by cube! You guys keep bringing the shit, from the rear or otherwise! Love ya!
I took my bf to Vegas back in 09. Bitch still says that was the most horriblist fun ever. She does whatever I want cause my smart drunk ass took pictures. ;) love your blogs. Gets me laughing wet. Thanks.
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...this is the only blog I fuck with on the regular. :)
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. I feel like a goddamn beauty pageant winner with all these thank yous.
But, I mean it from the bottom of the cold, black, cavern where I should have a heart.
Respect.
Best most hilarious blog ive read to date. Heres to 2 million more hits
Make sure you spit on it first.
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