Friday, June 22, 2012

Be a Ghetto Genius: "Wait, What?" T-Shirts On Sale



FANS: They have finally arrived...the first of many Ghetto Genius signature tees. Now, I know what you're asking yourselves, "Are these fucking shirts good quality?" Fuck yes they are! I may be ghetto as fuck but if I'm gonna wear something out in public, it's gotta look fly and feel damn good on my body. These tees are Next Level brand and are soft as a mother fucker. I'm talking some bear skin rug type shit. Ok, they really aren't that fucking soft, but soft enough for you ladies not to wear a bra. BOOM!

They fit nice on all shapes and sizes (including big ass racks) and don't look like something you got at the flea market. These shirts are great conversation starters AND are excellent apparel for drinking any type and amount of booze, any place and any time. How fucking bad ass is that?

The greatest thing about these fucking shirts? They look good on ya! They even look better on the floor next to your bed while you and your sexmate ride on the Pound-Town Express. Wait, what? (see what I did there?)

If you don't want to buy it because you don't like it, then buy it because you like me. And if you don't like me, then fuck you...buy it any way.

And if you purchase today (via PayPal link below or on the right side bar ---->), you will be entered in a chance to win a free imaginary hi-five and sex session anytime you want. True story.

Thanks for your support and always keep it 100.

Please note: FOR INTERNATIONAL ORDERS, PLEASE CONTACT SALES@THEGHETTOGENIUS.COM.

12 comments:

Christine said...

hi-fives and sex?!?!? FUCK YEAH! (I already bought my shirt, so this little bit of extra news is just gravy) ;)

lori kandzerski said...

Where dose it say Ghetto Genius? :( promote yourself. seriously !

Kristin said...

On the bottom of the back of the shirt... It says GhettoGenius.com....

Anonymous said...

You should have your names listed too...they're awesome

KoolEMac said...

Now I've gotta get a freakin debit card. Damn you J Wunder! Lol

Anonymous said...

How bout a pic of a bra-less BIG RACK lady to demo the awesomeness of these shirts? And maybe one of her wearing it too! LoL, Luv me some curves...

8)

Mephisto said...

Ah, fuck it. Why Imaginary?

L-Train said...

These t-shirts are CRAZY soft, lightweight and super comfortable. And mine was free because my boss is generous as fuck. :) Thanks, J-Dub!

Jess said...

How long does the shipping take...I ordered on June 22nd...

Anonymous said...

I believe they ship next week since there was a back order on the brand shirts according to the Ghetto Genius' post last week. I'm excited to get mine too.

Anonymous said...

My rack (abd the rest if me) is seriously not gonna fit in a XL and look any kind if classy :(

Anonymous said...

Men's size only goes XXL? Cmon GG Big Daddy needs a 4XL is that possible?