If there is one thing that I try to do and do well, it's entertain. I'm not a writer. I'm not even an English fucking major. I'm just a guy who got through life by not taking it so seriously. Because during the time I had a stick rammed up my candy ass, life fucking sucked. I was uptight. Angry. Hated the world. I felt like I hated everything...and everybody. Then one day, I got out of the shower and took a good look at myself in the mirror and realized, I needed to lighten the fuck up. For real. Live life by not giving two shits in the world and just be. Be the guy to entertain folks. Be the guy who doesn't worry about what others fucking think. Be the guy who, at the end of the day, will not lose any sleep over monkey mouth bitch shit because it ain't fucking worth the stress and drama. Real talk.
Then one day, a blog was born. And you know what? Haterade was being served . BIG TIME. I was told my blog was shit. It was pointless. Worthless. Not funny. Every possible negative thing you could think of, that's what I was told. But instead of beating a mother fucker into the ground and feeding them Doritos out of my butt cheeks, I took all that negativity and used it as motivation.
November 2010 results were in, and the stats read: 4,637 hits or some shit like that.
Not too shabby for a mother fucker with an idea to do something some loved and others despised. With that love and hate though, brewed ideas that I knew people weren't expecting - a blog that was different. Not just some fucking picture book of shit 90% of society steals off the internet. Not just some funny video that 65% of people post that is a day late and a dollar fucking short. Not text messages that we already get from a site that probably has one of the highest volumes of traffic of all the interwebs. Hell fucking no. Why be one dimensional? One dimensional has already been done. It has already succeeded. Only a dumb fuck would copy what another site does to a tee and try to find the same results. So why not be a one stop shop with a bunch of shit for a mother fucker to drop in and laugh if they have 10 minutes in their fucked up, hard working day, to spare? That's where it got even better...
From advice columns to random fucked up stories to videos, pics, text messages and hilarious Facebook posts, I made sure I had a site that you could find more shit than a goddamn amusement park. When that happened, word spread quick. 4K hits increased to 8K, then to 10K, then to 20K. Whatever I brought, I made sure it was good enough for each person to come back for more. And they did...100 times over.
It got to the point where emails were a daily fucking occurrence and "Inside the Mind of a Ghetto Genius" was getting mad fucking love. We posted shit, fans laughed and everything was coming full fucking circle. Fast forward to June 11th, 2012:
Stat line: 2,000,000+ hits
If you were to ask me if the blog I started less than two years ago would ever see 2+ million hits in its existence...I probably would have punched you in your goddamn face then bought you a beer as I proceeded to call you a dumb fuck. That number is fucking ridiculous. Especially since this blog is different and not one dimensional like others I've mentioned. A chance was taken, success was being made.
I got to this point not only from an idea I had for people who needed a fucking laugh, but because of ALL the supporters, Facebook fans and contributors who have kept it real and were able to LIGHTEN THE FUCK UP. However, even though it's no secret this blog is an ENTERTAINMENT BLOG, there are still some sensitive ass bitches who can't tell the difference between entertainment and some "ABC After School Special" shit. For that, I really feel sorry for you fucks. No one put a fucking gun to your head and told you to read any of this. Hell, no one even told you to fucking like it. But you know what? You always come back for more. If not to secretly love the page, then to critique it. The greatest part? You're really not gonna bother myself and The CREW to take you seriously because again, this is an ENTERTAINMENT BLOG. Bitchassness need not apply. But I digress...
If it wasn't for the supporters, fan-faithful and my CREW, this blog wouldn't be where it is today. We're about to lay some shit down and just get better. Because we have mother fuckers out there who "get it" and appreciate the humor and shit that makes a mother fuckers mood 1,000 times better then how it started. For that, I'm thankful and humble to get all the support from each fan and crazy ass follower.
Truth is, I may not be shit and that's ok with me. However, numbers tell the story. Like they say, "Proof is in the fucking pudding, right?"
I got nothing more to say than THANK YOU and here's to another 2 million and another 5 million after that. Shit only gets better folks. That I can fucking promise you. As long as my contributors and I stay "Ride or Die", you fans are gonna have a lot of shit to read and talk about. My word in bond.
True story.
Much love and many fucking thanks!
J-Wunder
17 comments:
Congrats! Mainly on you getting out of your rut in life. Love the blog.
Love it!!!!
Best blog on the damn planet! Keep it coming J and Crew!
I read your blog daily and look forward to the next one!! You (and the CREW) are by far the funniest bunch of mother fuckers I know...and I know some funny fucking people! Thanks for keeping it real and making me piss myself laughing. (no lie...I pissed myself) congrats on 2mill!!
I liked your page on fb almost 2 months ago because the first blog I read made me laugh so hard, I peed my pants. Legit. Now everyday I continue to read the stories you guys post and I still laugh just as fuckin hard, but I have learned to tone down the pissing my pants, I was running out of clean underwear :)
Love the blog, keep it real!!!
Love from the Sunshine State...
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Congrats on the 2 mil. You and the CREW have become part of my daily routine...true shit! Thank-you for continuing to keep us (your faithful readers) entertained.
Mad congrats on 2 mil. I read your blog daily and it helps me get thru my boring as days at work. So I thank you for keeping shit real and not bein soft on the dumb mother fuckers of the world!!!!
Fucking love you guys!!!!!! No bs or ass powdering just real talk and that's why we all keep coming back and laughin our arses off!
Glad your writing these blogs. It is a refreshing and comical way of reaching out to others in a way that the readers should see that it really IS okay to lighten up about things in life and get over your mental lockdown.
So this morning I woke up ready to cut a mother fucker, mad at the world, and dreading the work day. I get to my mundane job, turn on my boring ass computer, and sit and my piece of shit desk.
I type in this site,just as I do every morning, and read "Sexual Thirst." I didn't even get past the first paragraph before I was laughing my brown ass off. So in saying all that, thank you guys for making my day today. I have told all of my closest friends about your blogs and they love it. Keep it up guys!
P.S. I have said Choo Choo mother fucker at least 4 times today.
Congrats! and We love yous guise as well :)
Thanks for the pudding, it's delicious, Bill Cosby is an amateur and you all bring me far more joy than Jello ever has, thanks for being real and bringing true entertainment to my day! Well done!
You bitches/mtfks make my morning commute to the office a lot less dull, and trust me, it IS fucking dull
Congrats ! Your blog is my favorite , you and everyone else in the crew are hilarious. And J-Wunder you are sexy as hell !!
I tap into this blog at work most days. Keeps me sane and the stress outa my day! Thanks GG - love it!
Much love!!! Thanks for always keeping it real and a smile on my face!! XOXO
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