A blog that's not only one of a kind, but one of a kind and fucking funny. You may not laugh at everything, but I know for goddamn certain you'll laugh at something. People love watching train wrecks—and I’m happy to oblige. Because sharing these stories has taught me not to take life so seriously. And through my experiences with the blog I’ve found that honestly sharing my most humiliating stories not only makes people laugh, but helps them with their own problems.
I promise you giving birth to a baby, even a small one, is at least equal to getting kicked in the balls!! And, what do you endure for 9 months? And, at the end of that 9 months, the girl comes in and claims proudly, "Look what I did!!!!" lol
What do men endure for nine months? Stupid shit from women. We call that a "relationship" As long as the blow jobs keep coming enthusiastically, we will pretend to care about the pointless shit you natter on and on about. This usually lasts about 9 months for me before I have to kick a bitch to the curb. Once the smartest thing to come out of her mouth every day stops being my dick, she has to go....
7 comments:
hahahaha! excellent
This post makes me embarrassed to be female! It sounded just as dumb to me as it did to the guy who broke it down for her, well played!!
Awesome at his response!
I promise you giving birth to a baby, even a small one, is at least equal to getting kicked in the balls!! And, what do you endure for 9 months? And, at the end of that 9 months, the girl comes in and claims proudly, "Look what I did!!!!" lol
What do men endure for nine months? Stupid shit from women. We call that a "relationship" As long as the blow jobs keep coming enthusiastically, we will pretend to care about the pointless shit you natter on and on about. This usually lasts about 9 months for me before I have to kick a bitch to the curb. Once the smartest thing to come out of her mouth every day stops being my dick, she has to go....
The pain threshold for giving birth is equal to receiving twenty fractures at the same time. And for the record, women DID invent multitasking.
Betty White:
"Grow a pair of balls???
Grow a vagina, that thing can REALLY take a pounding!"
LoL
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