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Thursday, April 26, 2012
Would you like a cock with your burger?
TOOWOOMBA mother Kylie Steger's appetite for fast food has been ruined by a rude surprise at the bottom of a burger box.
Mrs Steger was irate after lifting up her Hungry Jack's hamburger last Thursday to find a crude picture of a penis drawn on the inside of the box.
She said grabbing a takeaway dinner for her husband and two children from the Alderley St outlet had been a regular habit.
"Every week we get takeaway because we are always late with football and netball for the kids," Mrs Steger said.
"It is like a little treat."
Mrs Steger said the weekly dinner stop would now come to an end.
"It literally made me sick," she said.
"If they have drawn that in there, what else have they done to my burger?"
She said she was grateful the burger did not go to her children.
"I'll never buy another burger from there again."
She said the store had been notified of her complaint.
A Hungry Jack's spokesman said the company was treating the complaint "very seriously" and had launched an internal investigation to determine the facts.
via - The Chronicle
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6 comments:
That's crazy!!
I would've just laughed.
looks like it's a bigger treat now :)
I'd prefer a REAL dick with my burger, but in all honesty I would have laughed at this kids or not.
If my 4 year old saw that he would've laughed and said hey mom look, it's my PePe.
Doc here-
Look closely.. See that? In the box?
She didn't like the pickles either!
There's a joke in there somewhere!
I'm just saying, you show up to a burger shack and act like a silly bitch, you gotta expect that...
Wait.
Hold on.
"net ball"?!?
Is this bitch British? Or Australian?
Where the FUCK is toowoomba?
Oh, it gets better, don't it?
This is the Ozzie version of a soccer mom?
With the stupid face?
The mom jeans?
Oh god, what a stupid fucking Ozzie face!
Haha!
And is that plastic wrap? Do they wrap their burgers in plastic wrap at stupid fucking "Hungry Jack"?
Oh god, this is too much!
Yeah, bitch! No shit theY took a shit on your kangaroo burger before they drew a cock on it, you stupid netball-driving fat pussy-having, shit faced cave bitch! Yeah. They did. Everyone hates you.
Mystery solved.
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