Vegas Pool Party Anyone????

Everybody (even fat people) love a good pool party. So what if I told you, I could hook you up to one of the best pool parties around? No bullshit...remember, I'm J-fucking-Wunder and I know a lot of mother fuckers. True story. But this isn't any pool party. This is a Vegas pool party folks. Specifically, Ditch Friday's @ The Palms. Interested? Keep reading...

Sun - Check. Booze - Check. Bungalows - Check. Beautiful people - Check. All the madness you could ever imagine and get yourself into - Check mate, bitches. No one can deny a place that gives you all the pleasures in life, right? So why don't you get off your asses, book a flight (if you haven't already) and go to Vegas this weekend or any fucking weekend for that matter. Not only to be part of one of the dopest pool parties in Vegas, but, to get the hook-up compliments from the man himself, JET DONES.

All you need to do is text him, let him know you're coming and he'll take care of the rest. Oh, and if you're a female, that's even bigger incentive. So to you fellas who are thinking about cruising out, remember, bringing a few ladies along for the ride is never a bad thing. Trust me.

Want table service at the club? Jet's got your back. Need to bypass that long ass line of 500 mother fuckers? Jet's got your back. Anything you need for a weekend in Vegas, ask and you shall receive. Just don't be a goddamn douche. I don't like douches so don't expect him too either.

So don't miss out this weekend or other weekends you don't have shit to do. Head to Vegas. Party at the Palms for Ditch Friday's (especially you ladies). Get hooked up with access to practically any club you want in Vegas. I don't say shit just to say shit. Who do I look like, Casey Anthony? My word is bond. Trust me. Hit up Jet, go get drunk and enjoy the greatest weekend you probably won't remember. Who needs work when you have Vegas.

JET - 702.569.3173