Lisa Robin Kelly, better known as Laurie #1 on That '70s Show, found her ratty tatty ass in front of a mug shot camera yet again after she allegedly Ike Turnered her man. TMZ says that the L.A. County Sheriff's Department arrested Lisa Robin at around 12:50 this morning for felony spousal abuse. Lisa Robin is currently sitting in a jail cell and waiting for someone, anyone (I'm looking at you, Eric) to pay her $50,000 bail.
Lisa Robin Kelly is (allegedly) in the wrong for (allegedly) scrappin' on her man, but the cops should be charged with cruel and unusual punishment for putting ole' girl in front of a mug shot camera with her brows telling conflicting stories. Lisa's right brow is saying "GUILTY!!" and her left brow is saying "NOT GUILTY!!!" Or maybe her left brow is saying, "Help me! Half of me was blown up in a meth lab explosion and I'm afraid she's going to finish me off!" I have a hard time reading brows in distress.
Yes, even if they allowed Lisa Robin to restore her left brow, she'd still look like Smeagol Goldie Hawn (or the meth baby of Rodney Dangerfield and Nicole Richie), but they should've given her a chance. It's hard to put your best mug shot beauty face forward when your left brow looks like a literal poop noodle. This is why every earthquake kit, First Aid kit and emergency kit should have a brow pencil in it. Brows are not a privilege, they're a right! Shame on the LAPD for doing this to a ho.
Here is what she looked like before
via - D-Listed
7 comments:
Holy SHIT! Drugs are bad, m'kay? And so is looking like a $3 Las Vegas hooker.
I have no words
She sorta resembles Sweet Dee from Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
fuckin awesome show!!! keep it green, keep it clean. no meth allowed.
I don't think the second photo is the same girl. I think that actress played a cousin that was hitting on Eric.
There was 2 girls that played Eric's sister. I think the mug shot is the first one that played the role. The the before picture is the other chick that played the sister after her. 2 different girls...lol but DAMN regardless that mugshot is one of the worst I've ever seen!
Nope, just checked iMDB and that's her, Lisa Robin Kelly, the original longstanding "Eric's sister". Damn, crack kills and tweakers suck!!!
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