Win a Date with a Southern Belle

You know what's better than a sexy hot chick? A fucking sexy hot Southern Belle chick. Yup, that's right folks. This week, another "Inside the Mind of a Ghetto Genius" fan is looking for love in all the Ghetto places. Now, now...hang tight and don't get all flustered and shit. Before you decide to skip through the details of this post and go straight to the picture for some masturbation material, it's important you read about this little southern number from the "Volunteer" state.

Sex: Female...with a super nice rack.

Age: 33 yrs. old and young at heart. And when I say young, I don't mean 16 you sick bastards. More like 18.

Height: 5'10'' with legs for fucking days, son...ya heard?! What I'd do to have those things put me in an O-Face anaconda choke...

Weight: Smoking hot body. Yeah, that's a fucking weight in the south. If you don't know, you better ask somebody. BTW - she be dancing like a bitch on a mission from the strip club without the stripper pole. She ain't no stripper though...she just knows how to dance like one. Wait, what?

Hair Color: Brown hair that smells so good, you'll get a chubby within seconds. Big shout out to Pantene Pro-V for making her coat shiny as fuck. Mmmm mmmm holla!

Eye Color: Brown eyes that undoubtedly come with the Jedi-Mind shit. Not like that's a bad thing since you'll be having sex before you're even having sex. Confused? Exactly.

Marital Status: D-I-V-O-R-C-E-D...it's the new black so don't trip. Ex was a douche and needs a man, not a boy with toddler dick. 

Children: 2 kids. Happy little fuckers too. I'm talking like Disneyland happy. No little shits up in here. Hell naw, son. Mama lays down the hammer so her kids don't get caught slippin'. That's called great fucking parenting 101.

Profession: Marketing Coordinator. She signs deals and shit with big names in the south. Who those names are, I have no fucking clue. I just know her ass ain't fucking broke and she could probably pay for your dinner. Real talk. 

College: Ole Miss. You heard of Eli Manning? Yeah, he wanted to bone her back in the day and you know what she told him? "My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard...go kick rocks son." True story. She's educated and never discombobulated. Don't ask me why I said that...shit just sounded right at the time. 

Current Location: Memphis, TN...not only did Elvis rock out with his cock out up in here, and not only is the bbq off the fucking heezy but, this Southern Belle resides in this very city. Which gives you even more reason to win a date with her and show her a good time. What that good time entails, is up to you. Just make sure you send me a pic because a brother needs to know his fan is getting treated out to a good ass time.

So fellas and ladies, if you're looking for a woman who fits this description then look no fucking further. Email me @ jwunder33@gmail.com and let me know if she's turning heads. A down to earth girl who isn't about the bullshit and just wants to have a good time. And when I say good time you know that involves sex...but other shit too so don't be thinking you're gonna hit the pootie within 8 hours of meeting this lovely gal. Only I can do that.

Hit me up and let me know if she's a catch. Who needs E-Fuckery when you got J-Wunder and The CREW making LOVE CONNECTIONS?!?!?!?! You're welcome.