Rapid Fire with J-Wunder and Ball Buster

That's right, you get both J-Wunder and Ball Buster answering some of the weirdest, most fucked up questions out there.... in a little segment we like to call "Rapid Fire"

Q1) If you could fuck any animal, what would it be and why?

BB: Just because you’re obviously a fucking moron, I’m going to say a human. Humans are fucking animals, you dildo. And why? Because I loooove fucking some human.

JW: I’m gonna have to fuck a tiger. I don't know why but for some reason, fucking a tiger would make me feel like I accomplished something really major in life.

BB: Nice, J, I bet you’d do ggggrrrrreat!

JW: Hey BB, I will slap the shit out of you then shit on your face. 

Q2) What is the one thing you have never done in the sack that you secretly want to do?

BB: One word: threesome

JW: One word: foursome

Q3) If you were trapped on a desert island and could take only 2 things, what would they be?

BB: 1) A bottle of booze that I could drink and then fuck myself with and 2) A gun.

JW: 1) A knife because I need to kill shit if I'm fucking hungry and 2) A big ass bottle of KY because after awhile of jerking off dry and shit, I'm gonna need a little something, something that is as close to a wet vagina as I'll ever get to.

BB: Damn, we’re oddly similar.

JW: Is it weird that I'm kinda turned on and wouldn't mind playing with your balloon knot right now?

Q4) If you had $10 to your name, and really wanted to get laid, what would you do?

JW: I'd go to the worst strip club on the fucking planet, tell them this is all I have and I bet I'm guaranteed to have sex. I'll even stay after to help mop and shit. Good customer fucking service

BB: Well the thing is, I’m a chick, so it’s really not that hard to get laid. But if I wanted some quality cock, I’d go a nice bar, walk up to a sexy dude and say… “You seen fun, can I buy you a shot?” Works every time.

JW: You’re such a slut you fucking slut. I love you.

Q5) Biggest regret and why?

BB: Not moving to Sydney when I had the chance. I fucking love it down under. 

JW: I bet you do whore. 

JW: Vegas 2002. Met some bad ass bitches at Bellagio. They were down for some ground and pound and so was I. What I failed to realize though was that I had one too many shots of jager prior to taking these bitches back to my hotel. Basically, I didn't get a chance to even have fucking whiskey dick. I passed out on the cab ride back to my hotel. Bitches couldn't wake me up, so not only did they fucking leave me in the goddamn cab, but those shady cunts took all my fucking cash. Broke and fuckless ain't the business.

BB: Wow, major fuck up. But sounds like you deserved it, douche.