A blog that's not only one of a kind, but one of a kind and fucking funny. You may not laugh at everything, but I know for goddamn certain you'll laugh at something. People love watching train wrecks—and I’m happy to oblige. Because sharing these stories has taught me not to take life so seriously. And through my experiences with the blog I’ve found that honestly sharing my most humiliating stories not only makes people laugh, but helps them with their own problems.
I say sell it and everything in it and take a super vacation for yourself ...email her a pix of you having a great time away ...hang in there as there are faithful gals out there ...you will find one you just have to look ....take it slow and i would find a new friend too ...if he did it once he would do it again ... i would vote for the crush it with the bow but i think you deserve to do something nice for yourself with the money from the car ....
maybe you just don't cut it in the sack, and she loved your ass too much to dump you ... so she went & got what she needed, repeatedly, unfortunately it was a little too close to the heart by getting it on in your house and with your best mate... that shit bites
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As a female this is f'ing funny. Crush the car and put a bow on it and leave it for her. HAHA
I like the crush it into a cube & put a bow on it for her!
Win, just win.
I say sell it and everything in it and take a super vacation for yourself ...email her a pix of you having a great time away ...hang in there as there are faithful gals out there ...you will find one you just have to look ....take it slow and i would find a new friend too ...if he did it once he would do it again ...
i would vote for the crush it with the bow but i think you deserve to do something nice for yourself with the money from the car ....
maybe you just don't cut it in the sack, and she loved your ass too much to dump you ... so she went & got what she needed, repeatedly, unfortunately it was a little too close to the heart by getting it on in your house and with your best mate... that shit bites
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