Rapid Fire with J-Wunder

1. Most hardcore place you've had sex and I don't mean a bed or up the ass! Location please!

JW: Studio 54 in Vegas. Drunk as shit. Hot broad. Dark corner. Up goes her skirt, in goes my penis. Game.Set.Match. One of my most favorite accomplishments I must fucking say. It didn't hurt that she was DTF...ANYWHERE!!!


2. Favorite position?

JW: The one that's gonna make a girl say words that don't make any fucking sense while they put an anaconda choke on my cock. Position that, bitch. 


3. Preference to size, age, race or religious background?

JW: Is this a serious fucking question? Like, for fucking reals? I like a woman with curves but that’s not to say I wouldn’t fuck a skinny broad…because we all know skinny broads need the dilz, right? As far as race, I embrace all beautiful people who would give me a blowjob while watching SportsCenter. The only religion I fucking care about is “will they fuck me” religion. Next.


4. Group sex, 3some's or more? If yes, preference to additional male or female?

JW: I’ve had two threesome’s in my life. Both times with two chicks. I ain’t gonna lie, that shit was crazy and I’m almost convinced my dick was hard for 3 days…and my punk ass didn’t even take Viagra. See, what you need to know about me is that if a chick can turn me on…like really turn me on, I could blow my load and still keep it hard. Ladies, you’ve been warned. Oh, and if you ever ask me if I would fuck a chick with another dude again, I will slap the shit out of you. I don't play the double dick touching game. Stop that shit.


5. Not a question, a comment; teeth used properly on a dick are like fucking heaven on earth! True story and I have more then one man who will have my 6 on this one! 

JW: Note to self: DO NOT LET THIS BITCH SUCK YOUR DICK. Get the fuck outta here! Dude’s that say it's heaven on earth, have obviously never had a fucking blowjob. And what is this "6" nonsense? Are you saying you only have 6 fucking teeth? For fuck's sake. Jesus fucking fuck. Goddamn bum.


6. Are you a "toy" kinda guy? To use or be have used on you? If yes, type?

JW: I’m a “how would you like me to fucking make you cum” kinda guy. See, there’s a time and a place for everything. Some bitches love it when a man can fuck ‘em while using some type of toy to arouse their clit. Some like anal beads shoved in their ass and pulled out slowly as they're about to cum. Some, some just want to be fucking choked and spit on, then chili dogged. Wait, what? What was the question? Onto #7...


7. Kink/Bondage shit? Anything I need to add to that one? YES! If yes, do'er or done to?

JW: Look, after watching Pulp Fiction, I ain’t about some mother fucker trying to strap me up, gag me and beat me like Mommy Dearest. Fuck all that. I’m a dude that needs a little control. So if a bitch says, “I want you to strap me to this wall or bed and fuck me til I turn blue”, then I probably will. But if she comes back to me after I’m done beating her shit with my dick and says it’s her turn, I’ll probably punch that bitch in the throat then steal her purse. Real talk.


8. Food play? If yes, Jello or Pudding? Flavor? Whipped cream and strawberries are "vanilla" and way over rated! 

JW: Bitch, you serious? What are you gonna ask me next…am I going to start talking like Bill fucking Cosby while eating some delicious chocolate pudding off your pussy?! Jello or Pudding? How bout, my fat ass dick in your mouth, combined with a few dick thrust in your wet ass vagina? How does that sound? You want pudding, I’ll cum in your mouth. Happy? If I want Jello, I’ll fuck you with a yeast infection. Geez woman...what the fuck is your goddamn problem?!


9. Oldest person you've fucked, Youngest person you've fucked? Which had the tighter pussy?

JW: Oldest person was 41 when I was 21. Fucked her for 2 hours. You heard that right…2 hours…straight. That was the only time I had Superman dick without taking a break. Youngest chick was 19 and I was 23. She was either a virgin or my dick was really big that night. I raw dogged the shit out of her too. BOOM! Oh, to answer your question…your mother’s a whore.


10. If you had the option of the BEST BLOW JOB EVER....would you invite me to the party? I won’t let you down unless of course I can’t get you down! 

JW: Please see #5. Use your teeth, I will knock your ass out. It’s all fun and games till you make a dudes dick bleed. And you my friend, with your 6 teeth having ass, ain't coming to my party. If you did, you'd be assigned to receive complimentary facials. Just sayin'.


Bonus: Word from the wise; Difference between like and love....spit and swallow! I swallow!

JW: I’d swallow too if I don’t get to suck too much cock. I can’t believe you use your goddamn teeth. Do me a favor, if you really are down to suck my dong, take a cucumber, suck it off and show me a pic of how that cucumber looks afterwards. If I see one ounce of cucumber skin peeled off, I get to Karate Kid crane kick you in the face. If not, I’ll let you suck my wang. Deal?

I'm out.