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That's why you don't tell a date where you live until the 2nd or 3rd date...at least! lol Dude probably found a dead cat on his doorstep the next day. Wow...bitch is crazy!!!
Awww I feel bad for her...I know that feeling of silence is painful. But he probably didn't want to date her anyway it sounded like from the first text.
Can I print screen my messages sent by my psycho baby mom? I got.the chills with this.because for a sec I thought it was her blowing up my phone again...... :/
I'd hate to get all psychologist in this post but this is called "Dependency" which is a common but not permanent disorder. It happens to a lot of people after they suffer some sort of trauma and they feel like they can't make a connection with people so they latch onto the first thing they start to have feelings for. I wouldn't be surprised if a lot people posting here or anyone reading the post had a case of dependency once in their life since it doesn't need to brought on by trauma either. The only thing wrong with this lady going all psycho is that she acted on the dependency instead of dealing with it. It's actually way more sad than it is funny.
I dont think shes crazy. I think that shes been dicked over so many times that she knows the deal and doesnt want to accept the fact he doesnt want her either.
Fucking sounds exactly like my friend who has four kids by all different men, still lives with her parents, almost forty, no job for more than a few months, and can't figure out why...
She might be crazy but that's something he should have thought to find out about her before he fucked her. Trust me I know the feeling of going out with someone. Having a great time. And as soon as you go to bed with them and then its "have a nice day". Usually you don't even get the "have a nice day". They just bounce. No good bye or explanation. Men are assholes. I feel bad for her.
Wow. My ex used to pull stunts like this about every month. I used to have to dress up like the Unabomber just to go grocery shopping. I finally moved halfway across the country to get away from his crazy ass!
It makes me sad to think that this human being feels so desperate for love from anyone that she would firstly degrade herself by sleeping with a man straight away, then secondly practically beg him to be with her. What happened to this woman to be such a doormat and to think she has absolutely no value, and what happened that this man was such a fucking using tool that he would fuck a girl then just discard her, He is not a man, he is a dickhole. This is a very sad state that it happened then now we are all judging this situation, we don't know her story, and half of you are probably sheltered kids who never had any hardship or know what its like to suffer. Humans can be so cruel to each other. why cant we just spread the love.
Is this for real? This is hilarious! Psycho sounds like some of the guys I date with their constant fucking texting. I've learned to fix that problem by posting crazy texts on my facebook page or blog. Now all's quiet in Dallas Single Momville!
I have seen this one a couple of place and it never gets old! haha...this chick is nuuuuttttss. I live near 270...wonder if she goes to visit that commuter lot still to reminisce lol
I have known women AND men who have done this exact thing. PEOPLE have gone nuts. Reminds me of an ex GIRL friend when i didn't want to be friends anymore. Reminds me of a GUY I dated. Scary really, she needs some serious help.
Wow, you sound just as fucking psycho as that bitch. Here is a little tip for you. Don't fuck a dude on the first date if you want to see him again, dumb ass. It's bitches like you that give women a bad rep. Close your fucking legs, and your pie hole. Nobody wants to hear your whining.
Dependency? No this is called Borderline Personality Disorder. If Kevin didn't wake up with a severed animal head on his pillow he got off lucky. This bitch needs medication and therapy stat!
So it's his fault? Please! That's some bullshit right there. You are probably defending this crazy bitch because you can relate to her. Which means you do the same crazy fucking shit. Fucking twat.
He never actually said he was going to discard her, just that he made other plans. Her 65 texts in 5 hours made him discard her. Why didn't she just ask to see him another night?
Some women just don't possess a back bone. do you know who doesn't beg a man to do shit for her? This girl right here. Kevin would not have gotten a text back unless he text me first. Sweet heart needs to quit being so needy and let her milkshake bring the boys to the yard.. not her clingy messages and stalker ways. I don't feel sorry for her.. we all answer for the choices we make and how we handle the consequences. *stepping off my soap box*
Go to bed with a guy on the first date and not see him again? Not true I've known my fuck buddy for three fucken years and we slept together the first time we went on a date
I'm sorry, this is her fault. She should've never fucked the dude. She knew it would turn out this way. She even said this happens to her all the time. I got some advice for her ass, STOP FUCKING EVERY DUDE YOU MEET. THAT AIN'T GONNA MAKE THEN WANT TO BE WITH YOU. MAKES THEM THINK YOU ARE GONNA DO IT WITH EVERY DUDE YOU MEET. Stupid ass!!
LMFAO Holy fucking psycho bitch, Batman!Time to change numbers, move, and leave no forwarding address. Otherwise she may break in and he'll find her standing in front of him naked holding a big ass knife saying "I love you, Kevin. I love you."
It's his fault for sleeping with her. Of course you are going to create this if you go on a date, sleep with someone then try and act like it never happen. I hope she aggravated him.
He should have stepped up been a man and had enough compassion to talk to her and tell her the truth. This is what is wrong with the dating scene, the dude needs his ass beat. He could hhve ended the craziness if he would have actuully stepped up......pussy!
to the two previous posts.... First off, you cant blame the guy... Yeah, he may have just wanted some ass, but.... When you go to a bar and go home with someone, thats the damn plan... Stop lying to yourself if you think ppl do drunk hookups and get married/have a family life... Its pussy/dick and see ya later.... Doesnt mean that it doesnt play against someones mentality... But this woman admitted to going thru this over and over again... hence, this is her lifestyle... So she has nothing to complain about, unless dude was just shitty in the bed
Looks like the dumb bitch us posting comments, so take note bitch, ima about to speak #1- u knew when going out that night-the goal was cock #2- u are CRAY! #3- if this guy had a little dick, & did the same 2 u, it would be one or two of three things-call the cops-shoot him-laugh with friends (fuck ok all 3) #4- read CLOSELY...U HAVE A PUSSY-WE FEMALES CAN GET DICK ANYTIME #5- Bitch ur kind gives us normal bitches, bad character #6-if he is a sorry ass nigga in the beginning 99 out of 100: he gonna be a sorry as nigga in the end-quit crying u knew #7-go FUCK the nearest guy now, get some self-esteem #8-REFER BACK TO #4 #4 #4
p.s. I fucking love u and yr crew j-wunder
**for obvious reasons u can't reveal my name, but bitches, ya.know.what.the.fuck.I.mean!.
Ha...reminds me of my ex...crazy bitch! Barrage of messages and calls, man hundreds of missed calls in 3 days, 70 odd huge texts...there are better ways to deal with shit then harassment! Fucking psychos!
Sounds like my current girlfriend when she's on her monthly, like today. speeches and lectures about stupid shit. i put up with it cause when her 'time' is over, she's normal as normal can be.
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Sounds like the texts I get from my kids dad every couple of months..No lie.
That's why you don't tell a date where you live until the 2nd or 3rd date...at least! lol Dude probably found a dead cat on his doorstep the next day. Wow...bitch is crazy!!!
Women are nuts, this coming from a woman who stopped dating and fucking women because they are PSYCHO.
Reminds me of my ex-husband. Sad...and frightening.
Awww I feel bad for her...I know that feeling of silence is painful. But he probably didn't want to date her anyway it sounded like from the first text.
Someone call the fucking crazy house and tell them to come catch their dog.
I love how she gets with Mike, texts him as if he is Mike, and isn't concerned about it.
Jesus, this bitch is crazy! He needs to get a restraining order before he finds her hunkered down in his closet! Lmfao
Jesus, this bitch is crazy! He needs to get a restraining order before he finds her hunkered down in his closet! Lmfao
She is a crazy bitch! Run, run away!
A simple have fun playing cards call me tomorrow "may" have worked better... psycho.
That is one creepy crazy woman right there. Gah!
Is this for real???? No way :-|
Oh man...I'm scared for Kevin.
Wow, bitch is fucking crazy. Sad part, I know chicks who do similar things after a first date. And THAT'S why you're single psycho.
I stopped banging women because they are all FUCKING NUTS!
Si... what do you bang now Rowdy?
Can I print screen my messages sent by my psycho baby mom? I got.the chills with this.because for a sec I thought it was her blowing up my phone again...... :/
Nutty as bat shit. Spooky stalker. sounds like ya might need to move, not just on, but outta town, the mountains are nice.
This CAN NOT be real, I would hope it isn't because that is just freaking scary!!
I bet her name is Rebecca from Ohio.
Holy shitballs!!! Women are Fucking psycho!
I'd hate to get all psychologist in this post but this is called "Dependency" which is a common but not permanent disorder. It happens to a lot of people after they suffer some sort of trauma and they feel like they can't make a connection with people so they latch onto the first thing they start to have feelings for. I wouldn't be surprised if a lot people posting here or anyone reading the post had a case of dependency once in their life since it doesn't need to brought on by trauma either. The only thing wrong with this lady going all psycho is that she acted on the dependency instead of dealing with it. It's actually way more sad than it is funny.
Wow! Seems like multiple craziness disorder..... Yup just diagnosed her lol
Wow. She ran the gamut of manipulation tricks there. To no avail, thankfully. RUN KEVIN!
I agree its sad, but for the person getting the texts it fucking scary......you would never know what a person this desperate might do!!!!!!
I dont think shes crazy. I think that shes been dicked over so many times that she knows the deal and doesnt want to accept the fact he doesnt want her either.
I bet she's miraculous in the sac ;)
Jennagain, there wasn't really a 'mike' or 'lady' she made it up, pretending to text him accidentally in an attempt to make him jealous etc.
what a fuckin crazy bitch, can she not get the point? lol *forever alone* lookin ass...
Pretty sure her name is Nicole from illinois.
And then the next night Kevin and his new girl were found murdered in his bed by this crazy bitch.
She sounds like a nice girl with a big heart..
You know how I know this..?
hey, takakupo... are you the texting girl??
What's scary I live near 270. Thats funny. Now I'm gonna be looking at all the desperate looking girls and wondering if Shea the one
word of advise to Kevin, RUN FAST, RUN FAR
R u her?
this is sad. she needs help. and now Kevin needs to change his number.
Funny shit!
Haha awesome! I had some broad like that.Thank god I didnt tell her where I lived.Fucking psycho bitches man.I swear.
Fucking sounds exactly like my friend who has four kids by all different men, still lives with her parents, almost forty, no job for more than a few months, and can't figure out why...
Bahaha!
damn, kevin must have been pretty fucking good! I would change my number right away, crazy bitch lmao.
Wowwww...
There probably never was a mike and she was trying to arouse some sort of jealousy.
Holy Xanax Batman! Stalk69er
Holy freak'n fuck!!!!
THOSE LAST TEXTS SEEMED A LITTLE SUICIDAL..... CRAZY BITCH
I'd laugh my ass off if girls name is Kenzie, cause I think I've been in this situation hahahaha
She might be crazy but that's something he should have thought to find out about her before he fucked her. Trust me I know the feeling of going out with someone. Having a great time. And as soon as you go to bed with them and then its "have a nice day". Usually you don't even get the "have a nice day". They just bounce. No good bye or explanation. Men are assholes. I feel bad for her.
Wow. My ex used to pull stunts like this about every month. I used to have to dress up like the Unabomber just to go grocery shopping. I finally moved halfway across the country to get away from his crazy ass!
If a woman goes home with a guy from the bar, what does she expect? Instantly lose all respect or thoughts of you being GF material whatsoever.
agreed!
Wow. That's all I can say.
Wow, scary, and somewhat pathetic
Tabitha Marlow?
Its the overly attached girlfriend from youtube!
It makes me sad to think that this human being feels so desperate for love from anyone that she would firstly degrade herself by sleeping with a man straight away, then secondly practically beg him to be with her. What happened to this woman to be such a doormat and to think she has absolutely no value, and what happened that this man was such a fucking using tool that he would fuck a girl then just discard her, He is not a man, he is a dickhole. This is a very sad state that it happened then now we are all judging this situation, we don't know her story, and half of you are probably sheltered kids who never had any hardship or know what its like to suffer. Humans can be so cruel to each other. why cant we just spread the love.
Lmfao ! Damn t'f wrong with that nigga ! Man cray cray for real !!
Kevin better blas that bitch !
I'm crazy.. And that scared me!! Lol!!
Is this for real? This is hilarious! Psycho sounds like some of the guys I date with their constant fucking texting. I've learned to fix that problem by posting crazy texts on my facebook page or blog. Now all's quiet in Dallas Single Momville!
I have seen this one a couple of place and it never gets old! haha...this chick is nuuuuttttss. I live near 270...wonder if she goes to visit that commuter lot still to reminisce lol
I have known women AND men who have done this exact thing. PEOPLE have gone nuts. Reminds me of an ex GIRL friend when i didn't want to be friends anymore. Reminds me of a GUY I dated. Scary really, she needs some serious help.
Wow, you sound just as fucking psycho as that bitch. Here is a little tip for you. Don't fuck a dude on the first date if you want to see him again, dumb ass. It's bitches like you that give women a bad rep. Close your fucking legs, and your pie hole. Nobody wants to hear your whining.
Simply.stupefied.
Dependency? No this is called Borderline Personality Disorder. If Kevin didn't wake up with a severed animal head on his pillow he got off lucky. This bitch needs medication and therapy stat!
So it's his fault? Please! That's some bullshit right there. You are probably defending this crazy bitch because you can relate to her. Which means you do the same crazy fucking shit. Fucking twat.
Now I don't feel so bad for calling the dude the second day after our date.
That bitch is crazy. But on the flip side, he was playing her from the beginning so neither of them are any better.
Yah I agree, without the verbal nastiness ;)
Don't go home with someone on the first date unless you are prepared to never speak to them again...
He never actually said he was going to discard her, just that he made other plans. Her 65 texts in 5 hours made him discard her. Why didn't she just ask to see him another night?
My man Kevin put down a beating in the bedroom and now this is what happens! Next time smash at her house bro.
Some women just don't possess a back bone. do you know who doesn't beg a man to do shit for her? This girl right here. Kevin would not have gotten a text back unless he text me first. Sweet heart needs to quit being so needy and let her milkshake bring the boys to the yard.. not her clingy messages and stalker ways. I don't feel sorry for her.. we all answer for the choices we make and how we handle the consequences. *stepping off my soap box*
This never gets old. Lmao!
Omg she is extremely needy. Smdh
Go to bed with a guy on the first date and not see him again? Not true I've known my fuck buddy for three fucken years and we slept together the first time we went on a date
Omg she is extremely needy. Smdh
I'm sorry, this is her fault. She should've never fucked the dude. She knew it would turn out this way. She even said this happens to her all the time. I got some advice for her ass, STOP FUCKING EVERY DUDE YOU MEET. THAT AIN'T GONNA MAKE THEN WANT TO BE WITH YOU. MAKES THEM THINK YOU ARE GONNA DO IT WITH EVERY DUDE YOU MEET. Stupid ass!!
LMFAO Holy fucking psycho bitch, Batman!Time to change numbers, move, and leave no forwarding address. Otherwise she may break in and he'll find her standing in front of him naked holding a big ass knife saying "I love you, Kevin. I love you."
It's his fault for sleeping with her. Of course you are going to create this if you go on a date, sleep with someone then try and act like it never happen. I hope she aggravated him.
He should have stepped up been a man and had enough compassion to talk to her and tell her the truth. This is what is wrong with the dating scene, the dude needs his ass beat. He could hhve ended the craziness if he would have actuully stepped up......pussy!
to the two previous posts.... First off, you cant blame the guy... Yeah, he may have just wanted some ass, but.... When you go to a bar and go home with someone, thats the damn plan... Stop lying to yourself if you think ppl do drunk hookups and get married/have a family life... Its pussy/dick and see ya later.... Doesnt mean that it doesnt play against someones mentality... But this woman admitted to going thru this over and over again... hence, this is her lifestyle... So she has nothing to complain about, unless dude was just shitty in the bed
Looks like the dumb bitch us posting comments, so take note bitch, ima about to speak
#1- u knew when going out that night-the goal was cock
#2- u are CRAY!
#3- if this guy had a little dick, & did the same 2 u, it would be one or two of three things-call the cops-shoot him-laugh with friends (fuck ok all 3)
#4- read CLOSELY...U HAVE A PUSSY-WE FEMALES CAN GET DICK ANYTIME
#5- Bitch ur kind gives us normal bitches, bad character
#6-if he is a sorry ass nigga in the beginning 99 out of 100: he gonna be a sorry as nigga in the end-quit crying u knew
#7-go FUCK the nearest guy now, get some self-esteem
#8-REFER BACK TO #4 #4 #4
p.s. I fucking love u and yr crew j-wunder
**for obvious reasons u can't reveal my name, but bitches, ya.know.what.the.fuck.I.mean!.
She needs hospital care asap. Please tell me that women are not really like this.
Bwahahaha! I know the perfect guy for that chic! I feel your pain Kev. Been there...
There was no Mike. She sent that text on purpose to see if he'd reply. Same as the one to her gf. Crazier than crazy.
I'd be cool being with a crazy bitch that doesn't think I make mistakes. Easy lay, too
Who puts a guy named kevin in their phone as jj?
Ha...reminds me of my ex...crazy bitch! Barrage of messages and calls, man hundreds of missed calls in 3 days, 70 odd huge texts...there are better ways to deal with shit then harassment! Fucking psychos!
I'm 99.9% sure it's Christine from Indiana..... True story
That's some scary shit..
Pretty sure this is kevins phone and her name is jj dumbass!
is Kevin dead?
Sounds like my current girlfriend when she's on her monthly, like today. speeches and lectures about stupid shit. i put up with it cause when her 'time' is over, she's normal as normal can be.
Is that why hes fuck buddy only?
From Michigan? Hahahhahhhahahaha
Holy shit this is my ex!
Never stick your dick in crazy.
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