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Wednesday, February 8, 2012
McStabbin'
I'm lovin' it! And I'm not sharin' it.
A Pennsylvania man was arrested on Wednesday night after he allegedly stabbed his brother several times over a McDonald's brownie, The Times-Tribune reported.
Cops said that Erik "Eggs" Cain and his brother Gene Cain got into an argument when Gene cut the treat in half. The share tactic was apparently enough to enrage Erik, because he picked up three steak knives and allegedly slashed and stabbed Gene in the left forearm, left shoulder and right wrist.
"[Gene] thought his brother was going to kill him," so he responded by throwing a television at Erik, police Sgt. Joseph Laguzzi wrote in a report obtained by the newspaper.
Erik fled, but was later collared and charged with aggravated assault, reckless endangerment, harassment and disorderly conduct.
But it wasn't Erik's first run-in with cops. At the time of the alleged stabbing incident, Erik had been out on bail after being charged with slashing his girlfriend last month, The Associated Press reported.
via - Huffington Post
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6 comments:
Seems like if he had the time to throw a TV, he had time to throw a punch. Cuz you know he had to unplug the damned TV first, otherwise it would have landed on his damned foot...Jeez, those brownies aren't even that good...
This occurred near where I live..... The footage of him on the news after he slashed the girlfriend is great, this dude's a riot!
All I want to know is WHERE is there a McDonald's that serves Brownies???
@meetzar u do know that most appliances if pulled hard enough pop rite out of the wall...
@anonymous, Have you ever tried to yank a TV plug out of the wall by the TV? I have and I advise to UNPLUG that fucker first...
Have you tried to punch someone who was stabbing you? I'd risk the bout with the tv/cord than move TOWARD the shiny sharp things coming at me.
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