Saturday, December 31, 2011

'Sanctity of Marriage' gets another kick in the nuts

Dear Celeb-utards,

Thank you for your contribution to the 'Sanctity of Marriage'. Your ability to make wedded bliss look so effortless is amazing! While 14 months is longer than some of your counter parts, it is still not one for the records. I think I have had cellphones that lasted longer than most Hollywood marriages.

Wishing you all the best in your future romantic endeavors,

H-Bomb




via - D Listed

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

He's ugly and looks like he'd have a small penis.
JM