A blog that's not only one of a kind, but one of a kind and fucking funny. You may not laugh at everything, but I know for goddamn certain you'll laugh at something. People love watching train wrecks—and I’m happy to oblige. Because sharing these stories has taught me not to take life so seriously. And through my experiences with the blog I’ve found that honestly sharing my most humiliating stories not only makes people laugh, but helps them with their own problems.
Holy shit get new material! Your "fan faithful" have seen this 4-5 times! I get that you have new subscribers but you constantly put up the same shit over and over again. The internet is a big place so its unnecessary. I hope you and the crew aren't getting lazy cuz i truly love your brand of humor but it does seem that way. Like you always say KEEP IT 100!
funny thing is this guy thinks she's jealous. If I was his ex I'd just feel sorry for him. Seem's like a freak that's just having sex with everyone, she's a woman, she can have meaningless sex with hot strangers too. Unfortunately for him none of them are her, and never will be. I'd just be laughing, because she knows what he's like in bed. I'm sure it's not as amazing as he wants her to believe. SHe's the one who was faking all those orgasms all those years lmfao.
Here's an idea. If you dislike G.G.s reposts, you can create your own blog. You can spend HOURS creating funny and original material to post. Then you can put up with judgemental bitches complaining about the fact that you have a life outside of your blog. Sound good?
The guy is not thinking she's jealous. He's not thinking at all. Know why? Cuz his balls are empty cuz he is having a great time. He shares his fond moments and you twist it into a banging contest? It's not about quantity or quality alone. It's about both and Connie has neither.
Oh see, couldn't be me. It's FAF, don't get it twisted, but I'm EVIL. Connie would have a response letter and it would go something like: Dan, I totally agree with you. I was thinking the same thing with your brother last Thursday when he was stretching my shit wide from the back with my hair in his hand, I kept thinking, Jesus, I wish Dan could've felt like this. I see you in the stomach of the hot bus boy at our fave restaurant. You know, the college kid with the windswept hair, devil-may-care grin and abs you can see through his work shirt? Every time I swallow his kids I think about our college days and regret never telling you about the time me and your college roommate fucked for two hours on your bed while you were at band camp. I miss these things, too. I mean shit, when you bugged me for anal all those years I didn't realize it would be so erotic and downright kinky. But Paul, you know Paul... you'r best friend when he plugged MY cinnamon hole I just screamed for more! I'm glad you wrote me, Dan. It feels good to know you think of me as much as I think of you. Yours always, Connie.
Actually, the guy probably spent all this time watching porn and imagining screwing all those women. Because yeah, that just sounds like complete bullshit.
36 comments:
I'm feelin the love!
Epic!! FUCKING EPIC!!!
well damn.. why didnt I send someting similar to that?!
That is fucking awesome!!!!
Omg, That is hilarious. Or maybe I'm just twisted:-)
OMG! This guy is my fucking hero!
Hell yeah! That's what I'm talking about!
"Your baby sisters cinnamon ring" best part!
Hahahahaha @ half gallon of throat yogurt
haha awesome!!!!
Lmfao
Fucking beautiful as always... Your blog always leaves me laughing and I appreciate it... Much love to The Crew!
She's prolly thinking about killing herself right now, but he's already done that.
I wish I had thought of that....
I'm a happily married woman of 20 years and even I can appreciate the beauty in this letter. Flawless!!
This guy is the truth.... So funny!!
Even as a female, in sitting here laughing so hard I'm crying. EPIC!!
Winning!!
lmao, that shit was great!!
Fucking spectacular!
Boss! Hahaha! He be killin em!
Holy shit get new material! Your "fan faithful" have seen this 4-5 times! I get that you have new subscribers but you constantly put up the same shit over and over again. The internet is a big place so its unnecessary. I hope you and the crew aren't getting lazy cuz i truly love your brand of humor but it does seem that way. Like you always say KEEP IT 100!
This shit is better than the news paper Thank you Ghetto Genius!
I don't even give a shit that it's Monday anymore..this is fuckin EPIC!!
Lmao I fucking loved that letter!
Dude said "cinnamon ring" lmao that's awesome
funny thing is this guy thinks she's jealous. If I was his ex I'd just feel sorry for him. Seem's like a freak that's just having sex with everyone, she's a woman, she can have meaningless sex with hot strangers too. Unfortunately for him none of them are her, and never will be. I'd just be laughing, because she knows what he's like in bed. I'm sure it's not as amazing as he wants her to believe. SHe's the one who was faking all those orgasms all those years lmfao.
This one never gets old!
Here's an idea. If you dislike G.G.s reposts, you can create your own blog. You can spend HOURS creating funny and original material to post. Then you can put up with judgemental bitches complaining about the fact that you have a life outside of your blog. Sound good?
Wow. That is all. Owned!
The guy is not thinking she's jealous. He's not thinking at all. Know why? Cuz his balls are empty cuz he is having a great time. He shares his fond moments and you twist it into a banging contest? It's not about quantity or quality alone. It's about both and Connie has neither.
Legen.... Wait for it.... dary!
i bet she took the remote, atleast then she actually got to touch it!
I THINK CONNIE NEEDS TO SEND A REPLY LETTER: CONNIE'S REVENGE!
lol thats awsome
Oh see, couldn't be me. It's FAF, don't get it twisted, but I'm EVIL. Connie would have a response letter and it would go something like: Dan, I totally agree with you. I was thinking the same thing with your brother last Thursday when he was stretching my shit wide from the back with my hair in his hand, I kept thinking, Jesus, I wish Dan could've felt like this. I see you in the stomach of the hot bus boy at our fave restaurant. You know, the college kid with the windswept hair, devil-may-care grin and abs you can see through his work shirt? Every time I swallow his kids I think about our college days and regret never telling you about the time me and your college roommate fucked for two hours on your bed while you were at band camp. I miss these things, too. I mean shit, when you bugged me for anal all those years I didn't realize it would be so erotic and downright kinky. But Paul, you know Paul... you'r best friend when he plugged MY cinnamon hole I just screamed for more! I'm glad you wrote me, Dan. It feels good to know you think of me as much as I think of you. Yours always, Connie.
THAT'S how you write a letter. ;)
Actually, the guy probably spent all this time watching porn and imagining screwing all those women. Because yeah, that just sounds like complete bullshit.
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