Jorge Daniel Silva was about to live a straight guy's fantasy: his wife had agreed to let another woman into the bedroom mix for a threesome. But when the trio started kissing, something about the situation made Silva freak out. He then arranged a violent threesome between his wife and two television sets, police say.
According to The Naples Daily News, Silva, a 22-year-old resident of Naples, and his wife had planned the threesome for Sunday afternoon. Everything seemed fine when everyone started kissing, but that's when his wife says he "freaked out."
Silva began punching his wife, so she and the other woman ran into a bedroom and locked the door. Silva managed to break through the door and began punching his wife again. By this time she was curled up on the floor in a ball. That's when he grabbed a television set and began swinging it at her before finally dropping it on her.
Silva then grabbed yet another television set and threw it at her, police say. The other woman says she had tried to break up the fight to no avail.
When police arrived they found the wife bloodied, swollen, and possibly suffering a broken nose.
Silva managed a weak excuse when questioned police, the Daily News reports. First he said that his wife actually tried to attack him, before admitting to police that he was jealous when the two women began kissing and wouldn't let him join in. He says the only reason he broke down the door was because he feared the two women were having sex without him.
Silva has been charged with felony battery.
I can only imagine how it’ll go when he’s retelling this story to his buddies at the bar. “Jorge, tell us what happened with that big threesome you were planning!” “Threesome? Oh, yeah, it was..pretty awesome.” “Well, what happened?” “Well we got this chick..really hot. I mean smoking hot. Smoking.” “Yeahhhh…” “And we all started making out…” “Yeahhhhhh….” “And then I attacked my wife with a TV while the hot chick tried to stop it but I just kept finding more TVs to attack my wife with.” “Dude. DUDE! BEST THREESOME EVER!” “I KNOW RIGHT? *throws celebratory TV.”
via - Guyism
28 comments:
Idiots.
Smh, ppl need to heed this advice, 1nce u say "I do!" There is no more me, but we with ur SPOUSE! The only individuals that should be in a marriage, is a man, a woman, and GOD!! Ur askin for problems when u play like that. All that wild shit u do BEFORE u get married. Not IN ur marriage!!
Smh, ppl need to heed this advice, 1nce u say "I do!" There is no more me, but we with ur SPOUSE! The only individuals that should be in a marriage, is a man, a woman, and GOD!! Ur askin for problems when u play like that. All that wild shit u do BEFORE u get married. Not IN ur marriage!!
Weird that I can say been there, done that.
too fucking funny GG but all too true, been there , done dat!!!lmao! brenda the biggest B
Dang his wife must have been hella turned on when she was kissing that girl. Lmao. Some guys cant handle it. They think they can but when it starts happening if the spouse is hella into the other pwrson it makes you feel jelouse. Lol too bad cause he might have been about to see a real show.
And THAT, my friends, is why you always want to be the guest star in the land of menage a tres.
And GOD....Lol some peoples kids.
Yeah, I'm sure that's the first time he's freaked out and beat the hell out of his wife....
Hr really thought his wife was like "oh shit! This bitch has done and gone crazy. He just punched me in my face. Hey "other girl having a threesome with me" lets run for our life and have sex with each other really quick as this fucker is trying to beat down the fucking door, while throwing T.V's at me" really? That's how crazy muthafuckers think us women really think as we're fearing for our life. That's insane!
Wow, I'm about ready to throw a TV at my wife for NOT wanting to have a 3some...i hope this fucker NEVER gets the oppurtunity for a 3some again.
I bet those were a couple of handsome ladies with Jorge. Any half decent chick would be running the other way from a motherfucker with eyebrows like that.
Call I can say is WOW!!!!!!
So crazy...had a similiar situation. My Ex tripped out when he say how much we were enjoyin ourselves. Needless 2 say, he's long gone & no more 3somes!!
Hahaha, celebratory TV! HAHAHAHA!!
I would've slapped her in the face with my Dick not the TV..lol
. . . She married ThAt---^ ?! . . . & had sex with that---^ !? . . . & Then agreed to a threesome with that---^ !?!?! & then took a beating from him? Poor thing. If I were being attacked, i'd try to put the fucker in the hospital. & then have him Stay. In a mental hospital. Kuz normal people don't freak out quite like that. I'd imagine the fucking hulk at age 5 throwing a tantrum with tv's like that . . . What an ass hole
I'm confident there was no illegal drugs in the mix!!!
Laughed so hard peed alittle!!!!!
Worst.advice.ever
I'm sure he will have a 3some with his prison daddy.lol
I second that....worst advice ever...lol
A total jealous insecure creep.
People shouldn't be getting married that young to begin with.
Where was the Blu-Ray player during all of this? Did she know the TVs were having a threesome with the wife?
Pretty terrible advice. Mainly the part where you started to type and kept typing bad advice
Shut the hell up with all this god crap. There is no god. When will you people learn!!! When you can PROVE it, then you can preach it, till then, shut it!!
Right??. god... Who is this imaginary creature anyway???
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