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It's too sad that this is REALLY what passes for the English language these days - even worse so when you think about why our school system is on the decline and so low on the world scale.
My mom teaches middle school in the projects, so I've caught some skill from her at translating this stuff. What's also sad is the fact that this "story" is sad and makes people cry. O.o What? Translation for you proper English speakers: A girl was in the park with her boyfriend and she said, "Baby, do you like my tits?" He said, "NO..." The girl cried and her tits caught fire and she died. (The) boy was crying and went to pick up her body. She (was) dead. He whispered to her corpse, "Your tits are stunners (to kill? I have no idea, sorry) baby." And then he blew and and died to! :'( Like this if you cry every time. (I'm not sure about CRYING, but the command of the English language makes me want to beat my head against the wall, does that count? I'm sure I'd cry then...)
The correct answer is "Stunnaz two K 11" , as in "the most current up to date and stunning tits out on the market, newly released, not outdated in the slightest"
what do you expect from a country that actually went to teach ebonics in various schools.. that and the text revolution.. we got a bunch of dumbass mofos who don't think so.. every time i see a early twenty something or younger i cringe.. and i'm only 34!! what shit is that!?
i'm guilty of abbreviating and using bad grammer in informal settings - but this just nuts. i actually know how to write correctly (just lazy). i think this person really doesn't...lol.
It's not whites dragging down the test scores j-rock, or (fill in some Mexican name). Whites and Asians test well motherfuckers. You mother fuckers managed to make it cool to be stupid so on behalf of (drunk) white people FUCK YOU. Enjoy beyonce or some other bullshit you fucking simpletons. "word"
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It's too sad that this is REALLY what passes for the English language these days - even worse so when you think about why our school system is on the decline and so low on the world scale.
I feel dumber having just attempted to decipher that clusterfuck.
My mom teaches middle school in the projects, so I've caught some skill from her at translating this stuff. What's also sad is the fact that this "story" is sad and makes people cry. O.o What?
Translation for you proper English speakers:
A girl was in the park with her boyfriend and she said, "Baby, do you like my tits?"
He said, "NO..."
The girl cried and her tits caught fire and she died. (The) boy was crying and went to pick up her body. She (was) dead. He whispered to her corpse, "Your tits are stunners (to kill? I have no idea, sorry) baby." And then he blew and and died to! :'(
Like this if you cry every time. (I'm not sure about CRYING, but the command of the English language makes me want to beat my head against the wall, does that count? I'm sure I'd cry then...)
This is horrible and the author should be drawn and quartered.
The correct answer is "Stunnaz two K 11" , as in "the most current up to date and stunning tits out on the market, newly released, not outdated in the slightest"
what do you expect from a country that actually went to teach ebonics in various schools.. that and the text revolution.. we got a bunch of dumbass mofos who don't think so.. every time i see a early twenty something or younger i cringe.. and i'm only 34!! what shit is that!?
Hey now, not all people who are in their early 20's speak like the fucktard that wrote that "sad story." Some of us can actually speak.
The school district my son goes to is not allowed to correct spelling and/or give spelling tests. Crazy?!
WHAT THE FUCK! Seriously? Fuck, maybe I will just homeschool my son and he won't be subject to this type of illiteracy.
dude i cant even understand what they are trying to say.
i dont spell that well or use punctuation but this is redic.
i'm guilty of abbreviating and using bad grammer in informal settings - but this just nuts. i actually know how to write correctly (just lazy). i think this person really doesn't...lol.
It's not whites dragging down the test scores j-rock, or (fill in some Mexican name). Whites and Asians test well motherfuckers. You mother fuckers managed to make it cool to be stupid so on behalf of (drunk) white people FUCK YOU. Enjoy beyonce or some other bullshit you fucking simpletons. "word"
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