From the words of my boy, Dre, to a buddy that loves the younger bitches. One mans opinion that basically, keeps it fucking real.
"I find most people under 25 unbearable. Mentally, you are dealing with a fucking infant. If you are only meeting girls in clubs, your logic makes sense. But girls in clubs are…well, girls in clubs. 21-25: great for a nut. 21-25 for a conversation? I mine as well watch Yo Gabba Gabba on Nick fucking Jr.
College education does not equal common sense. I value common sense more then a piece of goddamn paper. Hey, it's awesome you know Molecular Biology. What's that? You don’t know the 3 branches of government or what tax rate you pay or how to cook or change a flat fucking tire? Sure I’ll fuck you, but anything more? Tsk tsk tsk bitch…
Sure there are always exceptions to the rules. However, as a general rule of thumb, young people annoy me. I’m a grown up. I like grown up shit. That includes grown up ass women. With the mental capacity to match. Today’s 21-25 year olds aren’t the same when we were that age. Shit, it wasn’t the same when our parents were that fucking age.
Yeah, I could Dub Step I guess, or drop “X”, but to each their own I suppose. I’m not saying what I like is better, I’m just saying there is more then, simply, what you like.
If I became single son, 18+ year olds are getting the Alabama Black Snake. But fucking is just fucking to me now. Nothing more. Quite honestly, I like older women more then younger women. That’s just me, like I said. I like grown man shit. And grown men love bitches that can stimulate a dudes mind.
I listen to jazz, not LMFAO. I drink my alcohol out of a glass, not the bottle. I’m just on that grown man grind ya dig?
Not to compare, I just like a laid back bitch that can cook, suck dick and take care of a nigga when he’s sick, over a girl who can Harlem Shake on “X” while wearing a gas mask and sucking on a fucking pacifier while twirling a goddamn glow stick.
I get it. We were once like that too. But you're a grown ass man, acting like a dude that can't get pussy from people your own age. You think fucking young ass broads is an accomplishment? That shit is pathetic. Because you damn well know, fucking someone who doesn't know sugar from shit is no huge feat. You wanna impress me, go talk to a woman that actually knows more about life rather than some broad who wants to get fucked up at a "house party" because there's gonna be a keg and jello shots. Nigga please.
Grown man shit. You need to try it sometime. You might actually learn something from a woman that knows what the fuck she's actually talking about. You do that, then maybe you can call yourself a fucking adult."
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Amen
~KB
That was awesome, read it twice. I might read it again.
Listening to jazz doesn't make you grown up. It makes you a poser douchebag. Plus, you write like a goddamn three year old and act like that's intelligence. Youz ignant son.
....and you can't read he says he said "I listen to jazz, not LMFAO" notice the not? This dude may write poorly but his message is right to the point. A man goes after a woman not a girl, why's that you suppose? Well first a man ain't gonna fuck some bitch that is too stupid to do it right. Secondly, if a chick can't stimulate your mind, she'll only be stimulating your dick for a short time..... and fuck it older women aren't afraid to try the freaky shit. That how it b son';
Wow, this is good. You know why? Because just the other day I was ending it with a fucker I thought was finally real, but then he disappointed me with his inablity to come back with words when I said something like this:
1)Though most females out there are only looking for things such as money, dick, a baby daddy, to fall “hopelessly in love”, etc; a small percentage of women out there would much rather enjoy the challenge of a good mind fuck. . . and sadly men don’t know how to really do it these days. Granted they may try, but that small percentage of women can see past that/those attempts in 3.5 seconds.
~The moment a woman realizes she has gotten to a point where she actually ALLOWS a man to believe they’re fucking with her mind; fun for the woman is over. It’s not fun anymore because she realizes she is demeaning herself.
~You see my friend, for a small percentage of women a mind fuck is better than money, sex, ”falling in love”, etc. And the reason for this you should know all too well.
You're so smart.
I am now 40 and a good friend from childhood, a male, just emailed me a pic of him and his new "fair lady" He is 42, she is 19...oh wait no, sorry, she will be 20 soon. Anyways, she is a stripper. He thinks he looks like a God, when in fact, he looks like a complete fool. I am a man also and its almost painful for me to look at his pictures and fb status.
If you were single, I'd let you give me that Alabama black snake.
I agree with what you are saying, but like someone said earlier, writing this type of blog the way you did won't be taken as serious. Maybe you are trying to appeal to a certain crowd, dumb it down for those with "no common sense", or whatever; but the message can get lost by dropping derogatory words every few sentences.
I do agree with what you are saying, and I know a few guys like this and I laugh at the whole idea. He's doing shit that someone in their 20s should be doing; and glorifying it like it's something special...like he's a male cougar or someshit. Nah man, pathetic.
I'm actually dating someone older than myself. Let me tell you, the best woman I've ever been with. Older doesn't always mean smarter, wiser, or common sense; I'm just fortunate to have found someone that possess all three.
Don't change a damn thing about what or how you write! The only people that don't get it are the one's that fit the description, or don't have any common sense or enough experience to know what the fuck you are trying to say. This is a blog people, not a fuckin news column! For entertainment purposes(and I am thoroughly entertained). If you don't like it, take your negative ass somewhere else! And thank you J for appreciating real ass women! I feel the same way about younger men, we don't have enough in common, the convo sucks, and they are usually trying to do shit I've already done...
Don't change a damn thing about what or how you write! The only people that don't get it are the one's that fit the description, or don't have any common sense or enough experience to know what the fuck you are trying to say. This is a blog people, not a fuckin news column! For entertainment purposes(and I am thoroughly entertained). If you don't like it, take your negative ass somewhere else! And thank you J for appreciating real ass women! I feel the same way about younger men, we don't have enough in common, the convo sucks, and they are usually trying to do shit I've already done...
Agreed Gina. That guy is lame. LAME
I totally agree wit Gina. Don't change a Damn thing. If you don't get it then I guess you ain't got tha street cred or experience. Keep it Real
That's good shit!
Seriously, how did such douche bags come across your page, J Wunder? Don't change shit.
Gina is on point. And so was this blog... Always.
I would rather take mass amounts of extacy than cook and "suck dick" for you
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