Happy Birthday "Inside the Mind of a Ghetto Genius"

12 months ago, I started a blog..."Inside the Mind of a Ghetto Genius". And to be honest, I didn't know who was going to read it, who was going to like it and what the fuck to expect. But I wrote and posted everything I thought I found funny and had some sort of entertainment value. I promoted it to friends on my personal Facebook page and the result for the first month: 4,637 views. My thought: holy fucking shit! That ain't bad. So I kept going...

Fast forward to one year later: 175,000+ views. I don't even know how to fucking digest that number folks. That number, let alone the thousands of posts...are not because of me, rather, the fans. For that, I say THANK YOU!!!

I'm not a writer and I wasn't an English major. I'm just your average fucking guy that tells it, how it is. I'm saying, what a lot of you are thinking. Is it offensive at times? Sure it fucking is. Is it true? You bet your sweet fucking ass. Two things: 1) The truth is a mother fucker and sometimes fucking hurts and 2) Sometimes the best comedy, is honesty. Those two things alone is why I think people love this blog. As over fucking exaggerated it may be, there is truth to it. And you know what? Some mother fuckers either hate it or fucking love it. To you haters, keep fucking hating. Real talk. I've come to realize, mother fuckers who don't have a life and want to rain on someones fucking parade will try to kick you down. Quite honestly, I don't mind it. Why? Because when I get back up, I'm pimp slapping the shit out of you and laughing my ass all the way to the fucking bank with a bigger fan base and more material to love. Like my dad always said, "If people are finding ways to hate you for no reason, you're doing something right. They want what you have...it's just too bad they are too fucking stupid to be on your level." Write that down folks...those words might be famous one day. In summary, HATERS GONNA HATE. So fuck 'em. This shit ain't for everybody, especially those that don't know how to lighten the fuck up or have a good sense of humor. But I digress...

To my fans...I can't thank you enough. The goal with this blog is to make people laugh. If I can make one person piss their pants, me and "The CREW" did our job. Like I said in my Advice Column: America is #Winning 

"This blog isn't about shit that will depress people...it's about having a good laugh when you've had a really rough fucking day. It's about reading up on, who wrote what to J-Wunder, and telling your co-workers how fucked up I can be at times, but still pissing yourself. It's about escaping the day-to-day bullshit for the 10 minutes you have to spare."

Laughter isn't a goddamn crime and should be fucking celebrated...EVERYWHERE. Sure I cuss like a fucking sailor and say some shit that makes you scratch the living shit out of your head, but you can't tell me for one second, reading columns on how I shit my pants at a bar, or giving advice to some dude who banged his step-sister and step-mom, isn't funny. Hell, for you newbies reading what I just wrote, that right there probably made you laugh. That's what this blog is about...making you fans laugh and helping you make your days go by faster.

Again, thank you fans. Thank you guys for laughing, sending me all the love in the fucking world and spreading this shit to others like it's herpes. Without you, my mom would be my only fan. And she don't get half the shit I say, anyway. So THANK YOU!

To my contributors...what can I say other than, y'all are some funny mother fuckers. This blog started off with two writers (myself and Ball Buster) and by June, we grew to 11. How that happened, I don't fucking know. What I do know is that, you sons of fucking bitches surprised me with some comedy I didn't even know fucking existed. Today, we raise our fucking glasses for giving these fans something worth coming back to. True story. PS - fuck you guys for being funnier than me on occasion.

Lastly, I have to thank the person who has been there with me since day one...BALL BUSTER. I had no idea what the fuck I was doing and needed guidance on how to get this blog out to people that were looking for something new and different. BB, you showed me the way and I can't thank you enough. I mean, sure you were a complete cunt about it sometimes but in the end, look what 4,637 views turned into. I couldn't have done it without you and your funny fucking columns. You're the only bitch I know that knows how to make a dude feel like his dick just transformed into a goddamn vagina. I love you fucking fucker.

Happy fucking anniversary, birthday or whatever they fucking call this shit. Lets grow this fucking thing into something worth talking about. It's going to be bigger, funnier and I fucking promise you fans...it'll have you guys coming back for more.

Raise your fucking glasses guys...it's a mother fucking celebration. Cheers and thank you!!!!

- J-Wunder and The CREW