RAPID FIRE, with Ball Buster

1) What's the most inappropriate thing a woman can do as a person?

Go for a man's asshole without permission.

2) If you had to choose between cleaning up a warehouse full of elephant shit and sucking cock every day, in order to live, which one would you choose and why?

This is fucking silly, J. Do you really expect me to say I'd rather clean elephant shit? I'd rather suck cock every day than go to work. I'd rather suck cock every day than clean my house. Hell, I'd rather suck cock every day than cook breakfast, and I don't even eat goddamn breakfast... I mean, I don't think this even warrants an answer. Asshole.

3) Would you rather get a fist in your ass or in your vagina?

Fist in the ass. This answer may surprise people, but let me explain why. The ass would fucking hurt and probably be much less enjoyable. The thing is though that I have a nice taut vagina and I don't want anything stretching it out, making life much less pleasurable (for me and any male friends I come across in life)... I'm childless, so my vagina is at an advantage.

4) A person puts a gun to your head and says he's gonna kill you if you don't go down on your friend who has herpes. What do you do?

Shoot me. The technology brain surgeons have access these days is pretty incredible. Survival is still an option.

5) Best drug in the world and why?

Cocaine. Makes you feel like you're god-damn invincible and amazing. I hear it's a helluva drug.

6) Are vibrators overrated?

I can get myself off in less than 30 seconds. And it's not that fun. There is ZERO replacement for the real thing. I will cage fight any bitch who tries to argue this with me.

7) What's the #1 thing a guy can do to fuck up a first date?

Go for the asshole without permission.

8) If you could have one wish that didn't involve money, sex, booze and drugs, what would it be?

This feels unfair. Um, World peace? I mean, what else is there? Nothing fun...

9) White boys or the other?

I like to think of myself as an equal opportunist, but since "the other" encompasses a very large, un-defined group of men... I gotta go with the white boys.

10) Do big dicks do the trick or is it all myth?

Big dicks start with an advantage, there is no lying. I mean, you can't get to China in a goddamn dingy... And you can't get to the Earth's core with a jack hammer. But at the same time, the Titanic sank and that big-ass drill in Armageddon broke.

I guess the moral of the story -- I can't stress how important it is to know what you're doing with that thing.