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Friday, September 16, 2011
Word of the Day: TAINT
Yes, that's what this fucking column is dedicated to. TAINT. And I know what y'all are thinking: Ball Buster, that just tain't right. But before I get started, for those sissy's out there that are still wearing white, let's make sure there is ZERO question on what I'm talking about... I'll shed some light on what I mean when I say Taint:
I'm pretty sure this word has actually been around for centuries, coming from a famous saying: "it tain't the pussy and it tain't the ass.": the area between the genitals and the asshole. Right in the middle.
SO, now that I've enlightened you, I want to explain a bit about the actual importance of Taint. There really isn't a whole lot to it: you lick it or you stick it, right?
It's in the middle.
It's neither here, nor, there.
It's bad aim.
Does anyone go straight for the taint? It's a secondary thought. It's not first choice.
So, the moral of the story in life: go for the score, not for the taint.
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oh, you mean the coffee table ? ( in France = little bridge ) :):)
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