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Sunday, September 18, 2011
I want to fight...but not in a Fight Club way
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I want to fight you as Neo and Seraph - w4w - 29 (Magnolia)
Date: 2011-09-11, 11:40PM PDT
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I want to fight you but not in a Fight Club way.
I want to re-enact the movie fight scenes that I love the most with another woman- this is not a sexual thing. Although, I would like to film them and put them on YouTube. You can wear a mask if you are shy.
I have years of Martial Arts experience and a video camera. I am white, brunette and short. I hate to exercise and would much rather do this to stay in shape. Each film will take lots of rehearsals and takes to do right.
The scenes I would like to do the most are:
The Matrix- Neo VS Seraph (I would like to be Neo but you can be if you really want to- for the video we could be pretending to fight over a table in a Chinese Restaurant but the choreography will be the same)
Way of the Dragon- Bruce Lee VS Chuck Norris
Kill Bill- The Bride VS Lucy Lu
Total Recall- Sharon Stone VS The Rebel
We can add any scenes you want to do too, especially if you want to do the scene from The Mummy 2 where the two chicks fight with weapons in ancient Egypt.
I don't have wires but I do have friends with ropes... cheating the camera would be easier though.
I can get us costumes but if you already have some that would be great!
Can't wait to meet you,
Your Opponent
PS, I might be open to doing this with a very special man if I can't find another woman.
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