Dear Facebook, Fuck you. Thanks, The World

Fuck you Facebook.

Fuck you and the new platform you pulled on us. Apparently we got fucking jokes, huh? Well this shit ain't funny, so fuck you.

Fuck you for ruining our goddamn day. Not because we're in a bad mood, but because you think change is funny. The only thing I like to change is my underwear. And last I checked, I don't put shit stains on my Facebook page. Assholes.

Fuck you Mark Zuckerfuck. In the words of my Hispanic peeps, "Tu Madre". And if something happened to your "madre" and this statement offends you...guess what? I don't give a shit. TU MADRE.

Fuck you for being young and so goddamn rich. Congrats on knowing how to piss off 99% of the world and understanding none of us can do shit about it, except post hateful status updates on how much of an asshole you are.

Fuck you Facebook because you're so goddamn addicting.

Fuck you for showing me post from 10 hours ago. I swear, if I gotta see that same post regarding my friend who got genital warts from that stripper in Fresno again, I'll fucking kill myself.

Fuck the fact that every time I look at my page, I want to throw my computer or phone out the goddamn window because I don't know where shit is anymore. Question: how can you make millions of mother fuckers look retarded? Change Facebook. Thanks you fucking jerkoffs.

Fuck that and fuck you Facebook. What did we ever do to you fuckers except not give a shit about our jobs so we can post funny pics all day? Ruin our own relationships by posting, Todd went from "it's complicated" to "single". Anger friends by cryptic messages such as, "Ugh, not again...this ALWAYS happens to me." Post pictures of food that looks like dog shit on a plate, but quote it as, "Yummy...I love sushi!" Ask all 256 friends if they can save our goddamn crops on Farmville because they might die and life might end as we know it. Post 1,000 self bikini pics with the duck face...with captions such as, "Look at me, I'm a sexy bitch" and "You can't handle this". What did we do Facefuck? What did we fucking do?

You guys are assholes and we hate you. But like every abusive and bad relationship, we'll fucking forgive you and love you once again...jerks.