Can't turn a Ho into a Housewife

It was a wise, wise man who once told us all, "You can't turn a ho into a housewife." We've heard it from 2Pac and Luda, but whoever gets credit for saying it first, we have to thank them for the advice.

To quote Ludacris himself:
"Why can't you turn a ho into a housewife? Because ho's don't act right. Ho's are your friends, ho's are your enemies."

It takes a special kind to be called a fucking "Ho". Ho's aren't just your typical loose bitches who are fantastic in bed...they hold this special quality: they'll fuck you. And I'm not talking in the bedroom.

Don't believe me? I have some fucking proof for you bitches. Pay close fucking attention.

#1: Heidi Montag

 This bitch is such a fucking ho, it's unreal. And this was pre-surgery. What's worse than a ho? A no-talent ho that NOW looks like she got a pussy for a mouth. Cheers to you Heidi. Bitch.

#2. Snooki

 Each of the four years she's been on Jersey Shore, she starts off having a "serious" boyfriend. She DESPERATELY wants to get married and do the damn thing. But guess what...this ho ain't never gonna be a housewife. I mean, look at this bitch. Skin looking like some shit from Panda Express. Fuck that and fuck you, Snooki Hooki Ho.

#3. J-Lo

 Come the fuck on. Puff Daddy. Ben Affleck. P-Diddy. Marc fucking Anthony. J-ho is like a goddamn Merry-Go-Round. This bitch is such a ho, she even got knocked up. She's a HO-FO-SHO.

#4. Kim Kardashian

 Did anyone know that Kim's been married twice now? This was between fucking Reggie Bush and what's his face basketball player with the same name as her mom. I give it 8 months. Ho.

#5. Coco

And I'm not fucking talking Chanel. This is Ice-T's fucking wifey, Coco. I'm not sure if this image really needs a caption...Babies my ass. Fucking ho.

#6. Brittany Spears

Two kids, and several nervous breakdowns later... Miss Brit-Brit is still a goddamn ho, and a crazy one at that. And that's why I crown her the queen of: The Ho's Ain't Real Housewives of America. Look at this bitch. She's fucking crazy...and a HO.