J-Wunder, I Challenge You to...

Everyone loves challenges. Whether you're the one taking them, giving them or watching them...the greatest thing about challenges are the risk, stupidity and pure entertainment behind them. I for one, am always up for a challenge. And in my 32 years of life, I've taken many. For instance:

1998: Taco Bell hardshell taco challenge: I devoured 32 taco's in one sitting. Do you know what it feels like to hear a packed Taco Bell full of drunk people chanting you to "EAT, EAT, EAT"? Fucking AMAZING! Do you also know how it feels to shit your goddamn brains out for 8 days? Fucking horrible.

1999: The 1st Annual Guys/Girls Household drink-off: 32 beers, Jack Daniel's and a 4 day hangover later...I got cooked dinners for a week. BTW - they tasted like fucking shit. FAIL.

2000: The Bar Slapping Stare Down Contest: If you have no fucking idea what I'm talking about, it went something like this...



Beer for beer...slap for slap. First one's face to hit the bar, loses. Lucky me, I challenged my Asian buddy. Key point in the win: On the 3rd set, I licked my whole hand and threw a 50mph bitch slap to the face. Game.Set.Match.


So you're probably asking yourselves, "What's your point J-Wunder?" My point is this...I want you, my readers, to email me challenges. Examples include but are not limited to: Eating hot peppers with no water for 10 minutes, getting shocked by a bark collar, getting kicked in the nuts by a passerby...whatever. I know you fans are looking for something, so here's your chance to get in on the action.

If the challenge is worth while, I'll do it, video tape it and post it on the blog. Nothing is better than watching another person suffer for your entertainment, right? Oh, and if it's something you don't want me to do, but my other contributors, let me know. Those fuckers will do anything for attention.

So don't be fucking shy and email me. Don't say I never looked out for you fuckers.

jwunder33@gmail.com

P.S. WTF am I thinking?!?!?!