Did I hurt your feelings?

How do you call someone a vagina nicely? You don't. Wanna know why? Because if you think they are a fucking vagina already, then there is no fucking reason to be nice -- because you don't care to associate with fucks like that. I want to tell you guys a story about someone who I think is a fucking vagina and needs to sack the fuck up or shut the fuck up. I won't name names, just know, that he is completely guilty of being a very big, meaty, hairy mud flap.

I posted a column titled, "Facebook Confessions: Oozing for Attention". One of my fucking pet-peeves are people who complain about how they are CONSTANTLY in pain and agony. Not just every once in a while, but ALL THE FUCKING TIME.

So.Fucking.Annoying. And I know I'm not wrong.

First of all folks, you and I both know that we post shit on Facebook to either get:

A) "LIKED" or

B) Some sort of response

Don't deny it because once you post something, your ass is always checking your phone for some type of "Facebook Notification". I'm not a fucking idiot. I do that shit too.

So there was my post being read by many. Some thought, "Eh...it's aight." Others thought, "Man, this mother fucker is not only funny as shit, but what he's saying is true." Those people that thought it was funny, decided to share it. One person in particular, a friend, and blog follower posted it on her FB page (thank you!). After a bit, she gets a comment that reads, "Sorry but i DISAGREE...." She responds back with, "How can you disagree with any of that? That shits so funny I spit on my computer screen cause most of its TRUE!" Then pencil dick says, "I hate him talkin bout the pain thing......he doesnt have clue wat some us going thru.....sorry". Stop right there folks...

BUCKLE YOUR SEATBELTS BECAUSE VAGINA BOY IS GETTING PUT ON BLAST!!!!

I'm purposely not a dick. Really, I'm not. But when you are as stupid as this guy, you're gonna get called out. Why? Because he's a fucking vagina. See, people who are uneducated and have the IQ of fucking rocks, never make sense.

I quote from my original post:

"2) They are in constant pain and agony (back, neck, legs, arms, head...EVERYTHING). I'm curious...while you sit and bitch on FB about your ailments, how on earth is that going to fix your problem? Some of you mother fuckers aren't even 30 years old and you're talking about shit 80 year old people get. Arthritis my fucking ass. Just be honest and say that you have some type of STD, athletes foot, possibly AIDS or a goddamn yeast infection in your vagina and it's not fucking enjoyable at the moment. For fuck's sake people.

Stop trying to beg for attention from people that would rather take a bat and beat the shit out of you with... That'll show you REAL fucking pain. I know you're just begging for sincere comments like, "Awwww, I hope you feel better," "If I was there, I would bring you some soup," "Sending my love and prayers."

All I'm saying is deep down inside your "friends" really hope your ass doesn't wake up from the next fucking nap you take...better yet, they are probably hoping your ass chokes on a big mother fucking chicken bone and your face turns blue. Shut the fuck up you goddamn geriatric and rub some dirt on your wounds you pussy."

Now you tell me folks, if you're so fucking hurt and in that much pain, why are you on Facebook bitching about it? You heard of a doctor mother fucker? Facebook doesn't have virtual insurance you piece of shit, so get a clue. I'm sorry...you must have dropped your sack on your way to the gynocologist you sensitive little princess. I have no clue what you go through? Mother fucker, why would I care? You know what I do when I'm in pain? I do one of two things:

1) Go see a fucking doctor.
2) Sack the fuck up, rub some dirt on it, and move the fuck on.

It's these people that make the stuff I talk about true. Hence, his vagina ass comment on how he's basically a fucking pussy and needs a diaper. Hey buddy, do me a favor...shut the fuck up and go eat a goddamn sandwich or something. You're fucking up my universe.

Realize, Facebook is a "Social Network". Not Web-fucking-MD.

Had enough?... keep at it, because I'm just getting fucking started.