Dear J,I had sex with a chick that is 5 months pregnant. She's hot and I had to go for it, to be honest. Her man (her husband), wasn't having sex with her... so I was that "shoulder to cry on". Does this make me a scumbag? Thoughts?
You the MAN,
Pre-cradle Robber
Dear Pre-cradle Robber,
You know what, man? The first thing I have to say will probably make you happy... scumbag is not the first thing that came to mind. It was more like, you are a sick, twisted, disgusting mother fucker. PUN was absolutely intended.
I may say some sick shit, but never...I mean never would I stick my fucking cock inside of a woman who is preggers with some other dudes kid, marinating. I mean, for fuck sake's man...are you that fucking desperate for a piece of pussy?! Jesus fucking Christ almighty. 5 months pregnant and you're fucking a broad that is carrying someone else's child. If you were with her (and it was your kid), no biggie and completely understandable. But fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck...you're a sick fuck.
I'm trying to figure out who is worse... 1. The pregnant chick who is feeding her baby some other dudes cum... OR, 2. You sick fucking fuck.
1. THE CHICK:
Hey, I get that pregnant chicks have crazy ass hormones and shit running wild through their body but, to want to fuck another dude that ain't even the baby's daddy, while being 5 months pregnant??? If she's fucking pregnant and wants to fuck a random dude...the only thing she can fuck, is herself. Get the mother fucking fuck outta here! Bitch, are you fucking crazy?! Unless you do whack ass fetish porn for a living, then maybe I'd be cool with it. Wait, what the fuck am I saying?! Fuck that...shit is fucking gross.
Hey, I get that pregnant chicks have crazy ass hormones and shit running wild through their body but, to want to fuck another dude that ain't even the baby's daddy, while being 5 months pregnant??? If she's fucking pregnant and wants to fuck a random dude...the only thing she can fuck, is herself. Get the mother fucking fuck outta here! Bitch, are you fucking crazy?! Unless you do whack ass fetish porn for a living, then maybe I'd be cool with it. Wait, what the fuck am I saying?! Fuck that...shit is fucking gross.
2. YOU (you sick fucking fuck):
Brother man, I don't care how fine a woman is...what you have done is fucking fucked up and goddamn disturbing. I'm dead fucking serious. I mean, I would rather fuck a bitch with one leg then a pregnant chick. Hell, I'd fuck a bitch with no legs then a pregnant chick. No I wouldn't. I'm lying. Fucking a broad with no legs? That's just bizarre. Ok, I'd fuck a pregnant chick in that scenario. But this isn't about me. This is about what you did and what I think about it. I don't know how you got yourself in this situation, nor do I want to know. Sure, you felt bad for this future MILF but did you really have to fuck her? Big tummy and all? Dude, you're poking your cock at a goddamn kid in there that's not even yours. There you are fucking this chick and a kids moving around. Did you stop at any point, put your hand on her tummy and feel the baby kick??? How does that not bother you? Shit, why am I even asking...you just told me you're fucking a chick who's 5 months fucking pregnant!!!!
Brother man, I don't care how fine a woman is...what you have done is fucking fucked up and goddamn disturbing. I'm dead fucking serious. I mean, I would rather fuck a bitch with one leg then a pregnant chick. Hell, I'd fuck a bitch with no legs then a pregnant chick. No I wouldn't. I'm lying. Fucking a broad with no legs? That's just bizarre. Ok, I'd fuck a pregnant chick in that scenario. But this isn't about me. This is about what you did and what I think about it. I don't know how you got yourself in this situation, nor do I want to know. Sure, you felt bad for this future MILF but did you really have to fuck her? Big tummy and all? Dude, you're poking your cock at a goddamn kid in there that's not even yours. There you are fucking this chick and a kids moving around. Did you stop at any point, put your hand on her tummy and feel the baby kick??? How does that not bother you? Shit, why am I even asking...you just told me you're fucking a chick who's 5 months fucking pregnant!!!!
Guess what... I'll congratulate you for something. You fucking stumped me... I have no advice for you. You have possibly done the dirtiest shit one man could ever imagine. You banged a pregnant chick who you are not even dating, married to, or have any type of relationship with, other than, working with her. Dude, you gotta be shitting me?! You must be one of those dudes, that will fuck anything that walks, huh? No morals, remorse? Just relentless on the pussy.
WOW. I'm out this mother fucker.
You are a filthy sonofabitch,
J-Wunder
You are a filthy sonofabitch,
J-Wunder
10 comments:
I think it's off the chains hot! Go get some more guy!
What the fuck?!?!?!?!
Lmfao! I'm crying right now!!!! Good shit J!
Hey I ain't mad at this dude.... I give him props ! I'd have fucked her and ate that preg pussy to ! !
OMG HAHAHAHHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
All the crazy shit I've read in this blog, and THIS is what bothers you? THAT is fucking hilarious!!!
No kiddin ^^^^^ i have read some crazy shit up in this mutha fucker and this bothers you. Being that when i was pregnant i LOVED HAVING SEX A MILLLLLLIIIIOOOOOONNNNNN TIMES A DAY IF I COULD, it did always happen to be with the daddy but preggo girls get horny too.
Hahahahaaaaaaa!!!!
I know I was one Horny woman when I was preggers but that bitch needs slapped. Talk to your man and get your freak on with him. As for the ass munch who strode in with his morale-be-gone dick...i hope it falls off or the next peggers girl you bang has a kid that reaches down and chops it off you scumbag. May the crabs of a thousand whores attack your filthy ass.
Hey, her hubby wasn't giving it up, I'd get it elsewhere too.
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