40 Pieces of Chicken and a little High Voltage

It didn't take too long for what I've been waiting for...A CHALLENGE TO J-WUNDER.

A column was posted and sure enough, two emails came through within a day:

Challenge #1:
Hey J-Wunder, Do you like McDonald's? If so, I hope you like Chicken Nuggets. I want to see YOU put down 40 delicious nuggets in 10 minutes or less. Oh, as an added incentive, for each nugget you consume, you'll need to add Tabasco to each piece. Are you up for it? I hope so because it's a lot harder than you think. I'm rooting for you. Cheers, J-Dub fan from NYC




Challenge #2:

Dear J-Wunder, My friends and I were on YouTube the other day and saw something that we thought could be awesome for the J-Wunder Challenge. Have you ever been shocked with a dog collar? You know, when dogs bark, an electric pulse hits their throat so they don't do it again. But if they keep going, the intensity increases? We thought this could be something right up your alley. Well, that's if you aren't a pussy. Are you a pussy? My friends and I don't think so. Don't disappoint please!!!! Make us and your fans proud! Looking forward to possibly seeing you shock the shit out of yourself. Thanks, Fans with Ideas



There you go guys. Two challenges that made me say to myself, "What the fuck was I thinking posting some stupid shit like this on the blog?" But honestly, how bad can it be though, right? I don't even know why I just asked that question. You know what? Fuck it...I love goddamn challenges and if people want to see me eat 40 Nuggets dipped in Tabasco sauce devoured under 10 minutes, then so fucking be it. And if they want to see volts of electricity or whatever the fuck, shoot through my body, I'll do that too! I don't care...ok, I do care. But fuck it. It's for my fans and the jackasses that think of stupid shit like this.

K. Piddy or someone...I'm gonna need a camera man. God, I'm fucked. I mean, LETS DO THIS FUCKING SHIT BITCHES!!!!!

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!!!!