Rapid Fire with J-Wunder

1) Why do you have an obsession with talking or playing with your taint?

- Look, I gotta be fucking honest...the word "taint" is not only funny but disturbing as fuck. I'm really not sure what it is but the word alone amuses the shit out of me. As for playing with my taint...fuck all that. I mean, why don't I just start fingerbanging my goddamn asshole while I'm at it, right? I ain't trying to fuck around with that dark dungeon that collects sweat, debris of toilet paper and lint from a long ass day. Who the fuck do you think I am? Sick fuck.


2) Do you shave your head or are you going bald?

- I shave it. I ain't gonna lie, I'm a hairy dude...in some places. Mainly, my head, face, stomach, genital area, taint, asshole and armpits. On the days I shave my head, I shave everything else. Except my taint and asshole. Something about those two places scare the living shit out of me.


3) What do you think about having sex with a girl on her period?

- What's there to fucking think about? I'll do that shit all fucking day long if they let me. As long as there's water nearby, I'm cool. Water washes off EVERYTHING. Except STD's. Fuck that.


4) Do girls or guys have it easier? Why?

- Definitely dudes have it easier. Why? Simple. 1) We don't bleed out of our privates and get all cranky and shit for a couple of days a month (I'd shoot myself in the goddamn head). 2) We don't get the privilege to have little fucking humans grow in our body just to suddenly pop that shit out of our privates. 3) We aren't crazy...ok, some dudes are, but chicks take the fucking cake with craziness. 4) We don't need to put on make-up...well, unless you're a tranny. 5) We don't need a reason to why someone wants to bone us. Dudes just fuck without reason.


5) What is the one sex position you haven't done that you'd like to try?

- Sweetheart, I've tried them all. The question YOU should ask yourself is, what position you'd like to try with me? Cunt.


6) Do you snore?

- All the time. But all that means is that I sleep well.


7) What is your favorite wine?

- What kind of fucked up question is that? Anything with an alcohol content of 5%, I'll fucking drink. Next...


8) If you could fuck a dead person who would it be and why?

- I gotta go with Marilyn Monroe. That bitch looked like a freak and I bet loved it in the ass.


9) Do you have sex or masturbate more in a week?

- Wait, masturbating isn't sex? This is fucking horseshit!


10) Have you ever seen a girl use a douche?

- A what? I will slap you if you ever call me that fucking word again, bitch.


11) What would you do if you walked in on your parents having sex?

- I would punch myself in the fucking face then shout to my dad, "Pops, you need to get in that shit deeper. She's asking for it. Hey, when's dinner again?"


12) Do you think about your mother's tits?

- You are a sick mother fucker you know that? I did once, ok. Fuck you for laughing. What? She has big ass nipples, so how could I not think about those things. They look like fucking Gatorade caps. Mom, if you're reading this...don't lie. You know you got big ass aureoles.

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