Nut Crackin' with Ball Buster

1) What's up with chicks nowadays taking every pic with a hand on their hip?

Don’t you know, you sack of shit? It’s supposed to make you look skinny. Doesn’t fucking work. I mean, what would bitches look like if they wore black, with vertical stripes and kept their hand on their goddamn hips all day? An anorexic model? Fuck that.


2) What are your thoughts on chicks that drink malt liquor?

I’m not a big fan of malt liquor, but then again, I make more than $7 an hour and have a bit of fucking class, believe it or not. But if that’s all you can afford, I can respect that. Actually, no I don't. That shit is fucking gross...well, unless you add OJ or Kool-Aid to it. What the fuck am I saying? If you can't find 3 extra dollars to upgrade from Steel Reserve to a goddamn Bud Light, go suck cock for it. Do yourself that favor. You'll feel better in the morning.


3) Why are some women afraid of giving blow jobs?

99% of the time it is one of three reasons:

a) they’re afraid they’ll do a bad job and won’t make the guy cum

b) they’re afraid they’ll choke on cum

c) they just pretend to be afraid and are actually just selfish cunts who want all the pleasure and to do none of the work (sorry ladies!)

Me personally? I love to give head. Talk about being in complete control of the process. And if he tries to pull out and cum in my eye – I’m in perfect position to do some damage. I'll bite a mother fucker in his balls and bend his cock like Gumby, trust me. You want a bj? Then no funny business asshole. It's that simple.


4) If you could have one power, what would it be and why?

Telepathy. Do you know how much money & power you could have in this world if you could read people’s fucking minds? Not to mention, I bet you could fuck the hottest person in every room. Nothing wrong with being deceitful. I'm a deceitful bitch already but, whatever.


5) Bacon or cock for breakfast?

100% cock. I’m not sure if there is anything better than waking up to cock. Seriously. Not to mention, Bacon? Really? I’m fucking Jewish. But I bet a bacon wrapped cock for breakfast would taste so fucking gooooood!


6) What annoys you the most?

This question. NEXT.


7) A Hot Carl or an Angry Dragon?

Absolutely, without a doubt, the Angry Dragon. Like I said, the taste of cum doesn’t bother me (whatever, call me what you want). Just make sure you wash your cock before you even try to ask to put that shit in my mouth. Realize I'm drowning in your man juice already. I'm considerate, what can I say.

But what I like more than the Angry Dragon, the Angry Penguin. Look it up. Who's the freak now fucker?


8) Baptism or Born again Virgin?

Christians can fuck all they want, so Baptism. I’d rather risk the holy water giving me second degree burns than not getting laid. That shit is just plain fucking stupid. Virgin? Really, J? Fucking idiot. You're talking to me, not some bitch with no neck and a vagina that looks like it was eaten by a pack of wolves for fuck's sake. I like sex, I'm not some gal that's trying to be all wholesome for crying out loud. Drinking and fucking...two of my favorite recreational hobbies. 

9) What would you rather do...be a virgin for life or have sex with a bum?

You had to go there, huh? Well, my ex-boyfriend was sort of a bum, lived at home, jobless, etc., so I’d have to say fuck a bum (quad-bagged). And again, never fucking, EVER! No-fucking-thanks.


10) I was told to go fuck myself if I were to ask another question...so for #10...I'll be fucking myself while Ball Buster is banging some piece of shit from her local bar and probably drinking some expensive beer from Tan-fucking-zania. Thanks bitch.