"Just Ask Alberto..."

Drinking wine with Mexican's is dangerous.

Perfect girl?
- Someone that can cook as good as mom, looks like Britney spears (in 2002), and, can break me off like Airforce Amy.

What's worse in a threesome...boning the girl first or getting head second?
- Wrap it up, who cares the order which you attack... Just don't kiss her!!  AT ALL


Best pick-up line on a chick?
- "I'm like Fred Flintstone, I can make your bed rock!"  LOL!!!!!  Actually best pickup line is to pretend you actually care about what she is saying.  This might help:




Why do 90% of Mexicans have a sticker of their last name on the back of their car windows?
- It's bad enough that we are already guilty of DWB (driving while brown).  I don't know why we flash our last names in the back of car windows especially in old English Writing!!!  Might as well put up a neon light saying, "Arrest me white cop, I am your target!"  The answer I have to that question is... I don't know?  Why do we wear white jeans?  Why do men have nipples?  I don't know...


Do Hispanic Mormoms exists?
- Hispanic Mormons? Lmfao!  Really?


What's the first word you think of when I say, "big titties"?
- Milk


Fill in the blank: 43.5% of  ______ do ______?
- White people, hate colored people 

What's the difference between a slut and a whore?
- A slut doesn't give a shit about being a slut.  A whore is what others call sluts. 


Your thoughts on the Chupacabra?
- Every Mexican persons nightmare.  Chupacabras are the Mexican version of the Lochness Monster or Big Foot.  I am scared to death of the bastard.  I'm so scared that I'm going to stop talking about him right now! 


What's uglier...a penis or vagina and why?
- What's uglier?  What do you think?  A tube steak is definitely uglier than meat flaps.