Rapid Fire with J-Wunder

Today's topic: Anything J-Wunder is willing to answer. Or not.

Q: On average, how much do you think you drink?

A: What the fuck is this? Some goddamn intervention? Fuck you. Next question.

Q: Where's your contributors been lately? No one's heard a peep?

A: What do I look like? Their fucking dad? I don't know...probably fucking scissor locking each other and talking shit about me.

Q: Any plans for Easter next year?

A: Yeah, I'm gonna fuck the Easter Bunny doggystyle while eating a Cadbury Cream Egg.

Q: Favorite word?

A: Fuck.

Q: Favorite phrase?

A: Fuck you.

Q: Is that a phrase?

A: Fuck you cunt. And yes it is.

Q: Favorite time of year and why?

A: Summer. Because my balls and dong seem to get bigger because of the nice weather.

Q: Are you serious?

A: As serious as when I came in your sisters eye back in college.

Q: Are you purposely rude?

A: Are you purposely a fucking vagina? Shut the fuck up.

Q: If you could have one person play you in a movie, who would it be?

A: Me.

Q: But what if it couldn't be you?

A: Then there wouldn't be a movie now, would there? I hope you don't interview me next time with all these gay (no offense because I love gay people...not in a gay way though) fucking questions.

Q: Do you have an Ipod?

A: Do you have an Ipod?

Q: I just asked you that.

A: Well then fuck you mother fucker. I'll be asking the questions next time. And yes, I do own one you fucking cock.

Q: You seem a little stressed so I'll make this the last question. Best moment of 2011 so far?

A: Wait one goddamn minute...first off you sack of shit, if I was stressed, I wouldn't be spending 10 minutes of my life answering your bullshit gay questions today. Secondly, do you work for a high school yearbook committee or something? What the fuck is with the "Best of" this and "Favorite" that questions? I will slap the shit out of you, son. Asking me shit that only 12 year old girls ask their BFF's at sleepovers and shit is just fucking stupid. Lick my balls asshole. I'm done.