Rapid Fire with J-Wunder

Today's topic: Dating, Sex, Relationship Advice

Q: How long should you date someone before period sex is okay?

A: If you're by water, right away. Water cleans everything, even blood.

Q: If you're dating (and fucking) several people at once, do you need to tell them about the others?

A: Unless you got herpes or yeast in your vagina, NO.

Q: Is it okay to break-up with someone via text message?

A: That shit is wrong. Unless they're crazy.

Q: What if date a girl with a leopard printed tramp stamp?

A: That's a seasons pass between her thighs.

Q: If you've been dating someone for 5 months and they haven't made you their girlfriend yet, should you move on?

A: If you aren't official, they are fucking someone in addition to you. STD alert.

Q: I find, I tend to lose interest in a guy after I sleep with him. What can I do to prevent this from happening in the future?

A: Apparently no guy has given you the "O face". Find one.

Q: How do I know if I have an STD?

A: How the fuck would I know? Sick fuck. Don't ever ask me that question again.

Q: My boss is married and recently told me he is in love with me. I think I love him too. What do I do?

A: Get a raise then fuck him. Love is a beautiful thing. Slut.

Q: Men suck so I'm considering going gay, but not sure I can do the whole sex part. Should I just go out and try it or bad idea?

A: If you masturbate, you're kinda gay already. Cock is always here for you if muff diving isn't your calling.