Fuck this fucking rain. I need a fucking Ark.
Fuck 7am client calls.
Fuck my stupid client who wants to fight with me because she hates her fucking life. Fucking cunt.
Fuck that bitch that with the umbrella who thinks she's the only mother fucker walking on the goddamn sidewalk. Lets see who likes to walk in front of buses.
Fuck the fucking prick on the bus that decides to shake his rain jacket on me. I hope that mother fucker gets struck by goddamn lightening.
I hope every fucking person in San Francisco gets washed away by the rain and leaves me the fuck alone.
Fuck 3-4 letter responses. What kind of fucking response is LOL when I need more than that. Fucking ass fuck.
Fuck the bitch on my conference call that doesn't speak fucking English. I can't fucking u-nnnd---er-ssttta--and you!
Fuck people in a jolly ass mood today. Is the sun out mother fuckers? That makes me want to fucking kill someone.
To the mother fucker that decided to heat up their goddamn fish in the microwave for lunch. Guess what? The goddamn office smells like rotten pussy. Thanks for making my walk to the kitchen feel like I'm at a goddamn whorehouse full of rejected prostitutes. Asshole.
Fuck the fact that my body has learned to become fully functional without food or sleep. What the fuck is next...death? Fuck.
At this point, I need to drink something so fucking strong that I blackout for, I don't know, 2 fucking months.
I sound angry but what the fuck? Fuck today. Fuck tomorrow. Where's the fucking weekend.
This is some bullshit. Fucking fuck.
5 comments:
Just south of you in Sunnyvale...this rain sucks donkey dick. It's been raining since the dawn of fucking time! I feel ya on the shitty day, time for a drink.
I think that was my favorite post that you've done so far. FUCK being my favorite word and all! I could read, hear & say it all FUCKING DAY! I'm also wishing the fucking sun will come out real fucking soon!
FUCK yeah!
FUCK... tomorrow is Monday.
Fuck, fuck, fuck!! Ahhh, that felt good!!
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