Valentine's Day is right around the corner and what better way to celebrate this love/hate occasion then sending J-Wunder your best Valentine's Day story.
Got dumped? Maybe took a dump on someone?
Had your first ever one night stand? Possibly de-virginized someone?
Caught genital warts? Shared genital warts?
Got stood up? Maybe didn't show up?
First threesome? Foursome?
Threw up on your date? Got thrown up on, by your date?
Gift FAIL? Failed to get a gift?
I'm talking about ANYTHING. If your story is a hit, I'll post it during the J-Wunder "Love Is All We Got" Valentine's Day Blog Celebration. It's not really a celebration but what the fuck else was I suppose to call it?
And don't worry if you write stories like a goddamn dyslexic 5th grader. Give me the details and I'll show it some love. Winner will get a picture text of me wearing lipstick and eating Cheetos. If you request a dick pic I will send you one of me when I was a baby. That was kinda awkward, huh? Good luck and hit me up fuckers! Lets make some funny!!!!
jwunder33@gmail.com
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