Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Here's to another 20,000

It's here...

Twenty.Thousand.Views...PLUS
107 days
499 posts
22 countries
A shit ton of readers

First off...I want to say thanks. Thanks for reading, following, spreading the good word and well, laughing your ass off. To be honest, I never thought this shit would hit 500.  But 20K? That's some shit ain't it? I mean, do the fucking math. That's a lot of mother fucking hits in less than 4 months. Big ups to me, I guess. But all that shit aside, a big shout out goes to the folks that helped me keep it real. Like I always say, the shit I may talk about, may not be 100% accurate, but I guarantee 60% of it is useful...or was it the other way around? Oh well, who really gives a fuck about percentages, right? Just know, that 100% of what comes out of my mouth is the truth...or should I say, a very valued opinion. And when I say "truth", I mean the thing that everyone thinks about, but never talks about.

If some of you want to know how did a piece of shit like me get 20K views on some shitty blog, check out the Top 10 posts from these past 4 months:

1) The Hate List of Facebook Part I:
http://thejwunderfullife.blogspot.com/2010/12/hate-list-of-facebook.html

2) The Hate List of Facebook Part II:
http://thejwunderfullife.blogspot.com/2011/01/hate-list-of-facebook-part-ii.html

3) Best of Craigslist:
http://thejwunderfullife.blogspot.com/2010/12/best-of-craigslist.html

4) A Floating Horror!!!:
http://thejwunderfullife.blogspot.com/2011/01/floating-horror.html

5) Advice Column: OMG! Is that Dad's Dick on FB?!:
http://thejwunderfullife.blogspot.com/2011/01/advice-column-omg-is-that-dads-dick-on.html

6) Cum Again?:
http://thejwunderfullife.blogspot.com/2011/02/cum-again.html

7) One Letter Makes a Difference:
http://thejwunderfullife.blogspot.com/2011/02/one-letter-makes-difference.html

8) Later, Stainer:
http://thejwunderfullife.blogspot.com/2011/02/later-stainer.html

9) Advice Column: Say Cheese:
http://thejwunderfullife.blogspot.com/2010/12/advice-column-say-cheese.html

10) J-Wunder's Jersey Shore Review:
http://thejwunderfullife.blogspot.com/2011/02/j-wunders-jersey-shore-review_11.html

Are there more laughs where this came from?  Shit, there's about 490 more my friends. It's all right there...on this blog...with a few clicks of the mouse.  This is just a sample of what some of the readers love! I'm sure whatever makes you laugh, you'll find it all right here! 

At the end of the day, I think my shit is pretty fucking funny. I've learned, if you use a lot of profanity and speak what others are thinking, people enjoy it. And it just so happens, the emails I receive, personal experiences that have come and gone, blah, blah, blah...have helped me get to this point where I'm at today. I mean, how many people do you know ask for advice on what to do when their dad splatters their cock on Facebook as their profile pic? Not many. But that's so fucking awesome when you think about it!

So thank you fans that email me amazing shit to write about. I thought my life was fucking nuts, but after reading some of the shit that gets submitted to me, I've realized that you mother fuckers that write me have some serious shit going on. But I'm not complaining and neither are my readers.

Thanks to each and every one of you.  Here's to another fucking 20,000+++++...

Cheers,

J-Wunder, Ball Buster and THE Mexican

4 comments:

Unknown said...

Congrats! I enjoy reading the crazy shit you put on here. Keep up the good work! Keep me laughing... *Heidi*

J-Wunder said...

Thanks for showing the love! I'll keep writing if you keep laughing!

Anonymous said...

Funny fucking shut man.

Anonymous said...

SHIT. Funny fucking shit.

What does it say about autocorrect when it changes "shit" to "shut" but allows you to type the word "fucking"????