Charlie Sheen...the Cage Fighter??

 
We all know Charlie Sheen is fucking AWESOME! So awesome that his show "Two and a Half Men" is officially canceled for the rest of the season due to some strong words from Mr. Sheen, to the show's creator, Chuck Lorre. No need to go into details. Lets just say this crazy mother fucker challenged Chuck Lorre to a fight in the Octagon. Game.Over.

When the news broke that the show was officially canceled due to Charlie's rant, he wrote this lovely little note, and sent it off to TMZ...

via tmz.com 

The letter reads:

"What does this say about Haim Levine [Chuck Lorre] after he tried to use his words to judge and attempt to degrade me. I gracefully ignored this folly for 177 shows ... I fire back once and this contaminated little maggot can't handle my power and can't handle the truth. I wish him nothing but pain in his silly travels especially if they wind up in my octagon. Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words -- imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists. I urge all my beautiful and loyal fans who embraced this show for almost a decade to walk with me side-by-side as we march up the steps of justice to right this unconscionable wrong.

Remember these are my people...not yours...we will continue on together...

Charlie Sheen"

This is a bad mother fucker, right? I mean, how much fucking blow did this guy snort before writing this shit and sending over to TMZ? What gets me is how Charlie Sheen basically told the world that he's down to break shit off UFC style in the Octagon. Call me crazy, but does anyone fucking think that this crazy mother fucker could fight? Sure he does a shit load of drugs and bangs hot ass bitches, but damn Charlie, you're talking like you can whoop some ass like Chuck Liddell. Actually, on second thought, I think you can fight..but on drugs.  Never count out a goddamn drug addict.

See people, Charlie Sheen is like one of those mother fuckers that looks like if he got hit, stabbed or shot...his crazy ass would get up and keep on charging forward. Like Michael Myers from that movie "Halloween". But on drugs.  And after seeing what this Chuck Lorre dude looks like, I'm almost positive Charlie could whoop this dudes ass. Then celebrate by snorting enormous amounts of coke off of the Octagon floor while pulling out his wang and asking the ring side girl to take a picture with him. Sounds pretty outlandish but it ain't too fucking far from the truth. That's how this dude rolls. And this is why he's fucking awesome! 

I think anytime you read some shit that contain phrases like, "wind up in my octagon...defeated this earthworm with my words...fire breathing fists..." you need to realize something ain't right with an individual. I mean, who the fuck writes some shit like that, that you could actually take seriously without laughing? Charlie Sheen, that's who.

This is just one of the many things he brings to the table. First it was fucking Denise Richards. Then it was jumping back on the cocaine bandwagon. Then the porn stars. Then the vodka. Then the parties. Then the 48 hour "Too Charlie For the Party" cocaine/sex/booze fest. Now the cage fighting.

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