See that...yeah, that's the youngest fucking billionaire, Mark Zuckerberg, with hottie patottie, big titty magiddy, Katie Perry. How can I be this pimp? You don't see Katie Perry cruising over to Apple Headquarters to hang out with fucking Steve Jobs do you now?
Hey Mark, you can pay me minimum fucking wage if I could just hang out, blog about some funny shit and see hot chicks like Katie Perry grace us with their presence every day. If only I was a hundred thousand dollarnaire, the shit I would do. If Katie Perry came to MY office and wanted to take a picture with me...I would definitely be doing the "oops I dropped my wallet," looking up the skirt trick. I'm almost positive she's fully waxed.
Think about it Mark. I'm seriously a cool dude, and my penis is only 3 inches hard. You have nothing to worry about buddy.
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