"What the fuck is with...Chicks who wear Cami's??"

"What the fuck is with..."
 
Watching girls run with just a cami on! Now I know many of the men will disagree with me here, but seriously there is NOTHING cute about women running and their breasts slapping their neck! If I am wrong J-Wunder, please give me some insight on what is so attractive about it!

J-Wunder Insight:

The infamous titty neck slap.  *Sigh*  To men, it's a fucking beautiful thing.  Well, unless your oddly shaped, overweight and have no business wearing a cami since your titties are the size of five gallon water jugs.

Two types of girls run with cami's on:

1) The perfect breasted woman
2) The one that thinks they are the perfect breasted woman

The perfect breasted woman - 32/34 B or C cup.  Milky and soft.  Perky and profound.  A handful of amazing fun.  That's these women, and they know it.  What catches a man's eye is when they see this type of woman running along, with no bra, nipples hard as diamonds and titties bouncing.  It's these woman, who don't really run run, but run swiftly like a fucking gazelle...giving us perverted men, a vision.  A vision of them naked while doing sexual things to them, that I would rather not talk about right now because there is a good chance I would blow a load under my desk.  I'm sure you fucks understand.

These women glide swiftly, to the point that, the titties are bouncing ever so slightly and gently.  In hopes that men follow their lead, buy them a few drinks, take them home, fuck them like little sluts, cum on their stomach and kiss them goodnight and run like a bat out of hell because what the woman doesn't realize, is that "hot guy" just gave her a nice case of genital warts.  Ouch!  So that pretty much sums up these whore bags.  Now onto type #2...

The one that thinks they are the perfect breasted woman - Anything that is a D size or bigger.  These women are midget-like, very chubby, oddly shaped, have huge heads and run like they stole something.  I'm talking like, literally sprinting.  As if they are playing football.  In a game.  Ready to run someone over.          

To them, big tits mean one thing.  Sexy.  And what's sexier than running in a cami, with no bra on, nipples the size of Gatorade caps and 100% titty meat jabbing them in the neck and face at vigorous speeds.  They think guys are digging this when really, guys are thinking, "I never knew tits that big could move that fast on such an odd looking/shaped person."  Running in such a way gives them hope.  Hope for that ONE individual to spark interest.  If interest does arise, not only does that lady succeed with an opportunity to see a man naked for the first time but, it gives her more confidence to keep running around like a goddamn fullback for the Pittsburgh Steelers in a non-fitting cami to lock in more action.  And we all now, with that action comes tons of sex.  Especially for this slut.  It doesn't matter who the guy is.  The mother fucker could be blind for all we know.  All that matters is that what she did worked.  Maybe not on the hottest guy.  Shit, maybe not on the guy that actually speaks English.  But she succeeded and will keep doing what she's doing until God says she can't suck or fuck any longer.

There you have it.  I really have no idea if this answers or helps you find the light about your pet peeve.  You said "breasts slapping their necks" and I just started writing with a big ass smile on my face.  Now that I think about it, I didn't answer a single fucking thing you asked about, huh?  With that being said, your answer is now below...

B or C cup titties - It is cute because it isn't slapping their necks and they're gliding, not running.

D or bigger cup titties - That shit ain't right and they should go seek help.  What are those big titty chicks thinking? 

I'm changing the world one fucking column at a time...


Keep the Hate Alive,

J-Wunder