He goes by the initials A.R.K.

I've never met this guy.  All I know is he goes by the initials, A.R.K. - Adam Ross Krell.  Translation - funny mother fucker.  He's a Jew.  But I'm not fucking Hitler, so what the fuck does it matter right?  Funny is funny.  And this dude, is funny in my book.

Take this dudes Facebook statuses from today, for example:

"Holy F'n Shiz!!!!! I was just informed that I got kicked out of 1ST Street last night! This is either the dopest thing that's ever happened in my life, or the absolute lowest/rock bottom moment of my life. I can't decide though? I need some help please. If u can contribute to this post and let me know ur opinions that would be great, thanks."

AND...

"Warning: This post is long and will be broken up into the comments section, read at ur own risk!

To my 536 closest friends in the world, as u can see, since u'r obviously following my every move, I've changed my name back to Adam Ross Krell in order to distinguish from the real me, Adam Krell. Who, as most of u know, is a shy, caring...nice, kind, friendly guy who in real life, probably wouldn't say 2 words to u.

I mean sure, Adam Ross Krell can be a Coo-Coo bird on here at times, but cut me some slack, I sit in classrooms and parking lots/garages all day for my jobs, how else am I supposed to entertain myself/get through the day? If u can think of a better way, let me know, thanks! And I basically use this thing as like a Twitter/Bloggy thingy dingy, so if ur annoyed by my constant updates or likes, please feel free to de-friend me if u wish, just know that I will be super sad about it, but I'd understand.

And P.S. Why the H E Double Hockey Sticks is there a 420 character cap on status updates!? Hey F'n Zuckerberg, not only do u steal this website, but you also steal from Twitter too! Ur REAL creative, aren't u!? Jews man, always being so sti...ngy and untrustworthy! (FYI, I'm Jewish so I can write that. Well, my parents r, but I'm not that religious. I mean, there might be an imaginary man in the sky, but who's to say for sure right? I mean, there has to be a god b/c there can't just be all this stuff here, but then again, there can't be a god b/c there just can't all of a sudden be a god, u know wat I'm saying? U don't? Ok, didn't think so.) Anyway, back to this super long annoying post, but then again, it is Saturday, so the excessive posting should be ok, I hope? I would just like to thank anybody who actually read all this, thank u, and good/happy FBooking to u, I'll see u out there!"

Folks, it is my pleasure to introduce to you the guy that I'll probably never meet face to face...Adam Ross Krell.  If you see his contributions on this blog, don't be surprised.  Even if the shit is by accident.