The Camel Sea Toe

I'm speechless.  What if your best friend sent you this picture?  What the fuck would you say?

Three things:

1) I love the Glamor Shots pose.  Such a super model hack.  Can you cut glass with those nipples?

2) The Sea Horse Tattoo with the fucking seaweed, viney things that wrap around your waist is stunning.  Are those hips natural?  You must workout religiously? 

3) Your camel toe is absolutely, hands down, 100% breathtaking.  Now tell me...those lumps that are obviously visible through your bikini bottoms...are those genital warts?  Maybe a piercing?