Dear J-Wunder,6 or 7 years ago, I decided to buy a house with my wife and mother in-law. Knowing it was a bad idea and warned by many close friends and family members, it was a bad move on my behalf. So the agreement was, I would never see this bitch due to the fact the house had a mother in-law quarters that is fully equipped with a kitchen and all the necessities to function like an apartment...long story short that wasn't the case.
I saw this bitch everyday. All fucking day long! After she lost her job it wasn't too long that she started putting her two cents in all our (my family) discussions...and tried to in our decisions! For a long time my anger and comments were kept to myself due to the fact I'm really hot tempered and am a gangster. I noticed my drinking got really heavy each day, week, and month. It got to the point where i wasnt coming home after work. Instead I'd be at the bar til my wife got home or evens after hours. My last straw came after years of being quiet and seeing how much of a dirty fucking pig she was and a disrespectful piece of white trash. It was over when I saw her open up the trash can and grab a half eaten grilled cheese sandwich out of it and started to eat that sumbitch! Fucking gross, right?!
Anyways, I'm not gonna lie, I was getting fucking HAMMERED every fucking day, b/c when I got home I would go straight to bed so I didn't have to deal or see this bitch. Then one faithful day (while hammered), me and my wife were arguing upstairs and I was falling all over the place....she (mother in-law) came up thinking I was beating up my wife (would never happen). She stuck her head in the door then proceeded to give her two cents (I BLACKED OUT)! Apparently, I knocked this bitch out and she lost her bottom tooth as well as receiving a big ass fat lip. I knew something was up when I woke up next to no one and my body felt like I got in a fight that morning.
Long story short, we kicked that bitch out but not until she found a job...which she did supposedly in Groveland up near Sacramento. This bitch moved in with one of her friends who is just like her. Its been since Sept. of 2010, and come to find out, she lied about the job and is coming up with different excuses of why she hasn't started yet. Hello cause you're lying bitch!
Anyway, the reason I'm writing to you is this bitch is making my kids and wife feel bad and trying to get her foot back in this house because she out welcomed her stay where she is in Sactown. No fucking job, no fucking respect, just dirty white trash. When she comes to visit her grandkids, I leave for the time she is here spending with them in my fucking house!
AM I WRONG FOR HATING THIS BITCH AND AM I WRONG FOR LOVING HOW SHE IS GETTING DEPRESSED AND REGRETTING EVERYTHING! WHO THE FUCK WOULD PUT UP WITH SHIT FOR 6 YRS GET RID OF THE PROBLEM, THEN START OVER AGAIN? PLEASE!
Sincerely Yours,
Karma is a Mother Fucker
Dear Karma is a Motherfucker,
I am fucking speechless man. I thought I've read it all until I read this fucking shit. I mean, fuck. Wow. Can I give your ass a hug or something? You are like every man that hates his goddamn mother in-laws hero. No joke.
I'm gonna tell you something, and I want you to listen. Listen really good because J-Wunder's advice is 63% useful, 100% honest.
I understand she's your wife's mom. Your kids grandma. That's all good. But anytime some fucking person (including your Oscar the Grouch mother in-law) tries to put their two cents into your personal business, all goddamn bets are off. I mean all bets. Motherfuckers are about to get choked type of seriousness. I don't care if their fucking name is Pope John Paul XXLVIXABC. You don't go there.
Yeah, there is a respect factor because she's your mother in-law. But there's a fucking fine line. And if you don't draw that line, those bitches will take full advantage of the situation and keep running their mouth and make your life fucking miserable. Hence, the reason why her ass got booted and is living in the sticks of Sacramento.
What you did, people probably would say it was fucked up and unjustified...just a little. I mean, you punched a bitch in her mouth, gave her a fat ass lip and didn't even remember. Wowza! Personally, I thought that shit was fucking hilarious though. Not many times do you hear from someone, when they had an argument with their in-law, "I knocked this bitch out and she lost her bottom tooth as well as receiving a big ass fat lip." In life, you should never hit a woman. But you being as hammered as you were, that bitch must have said some shit that was not nice. AT ALL! Man, that ain't right but amazingly funny as fucking hell!
But in your defense, you were beyond fucking wasted and blacked the fuck out. I don't know whether to shake your hand, slap you or report you to the goddamn cops. I'm sure your bum-like mother in-law deserved that shit though. I'm just baffled at the fact that this broad reached into the fucking trash can, grabbed a half eaten grilled cheese sandwich and started to eat it. WTF?! It's not like she made a sandwich, ate half of it, left the other half on the counter, came back 15 minutes later and finished it. The shit was already in the fucking garbage and she must have said to herself, "I'm hungry...oh snap, I think when I was throwing away those rotten eggs I saw a half eaten grilled cheese sandwich in the trash. I think I'm gonna eat it. It looked really tasty."
I'm no fucking rocket scientist but, trash cans contain tons of shit that should not be consumed. I don't care if that sandwich was sitting on the very top or on some fucking paper plate. You got kids and the only thing I could imagine was that sandwich chillin' on a fresh diaper your kid just shit their brains out in. And I'll tell you this, kid shit ain't fucking pretty. Either your mother in-law has an iron stomach or she is half fucking transient. My guess is as good as yours. I guess that's why she's not married anymore, right? Putting shit in her mouth that is equivalent to a homeless mans cock that hasn't been washed for 10 years. Fucking gross.
Don't feel bad for feeling good. This bitch did it to herself and it wasn't her place to put her nose in business where it didn't belong. When she did, her ass got knocked the fuck out then kicked out. Your situation is kinda like a relationship with sex. Just because there's an extra hole you can put your dick in, doesn't mean you can. Cross that line, you either back the fuck off...or get AIDS. Your choice fucker. Looks like she got AIDS and is regretting putting that dick in the hole she wasn't suppose to.
Godspeed Amigo,
J-Wunder
3 comments:
She sounds like my not soon enough EX MIL. Always had her nose up my also not soon enough EX husbands ass ALWAYS. I cant wait till the divorce is finalized so i can tell this punta off!
For the record its not just guys that cant stand their MILs. I have one that doesnt just stick her nose into our business but manipulates my step-children as well. Lady is bat-shit crazy. While it was not with the same style that the writer told his MIL off i as happy to say that i have told her off and feel much better for it. And yes my husband was right next to me and 100% supportive of what was happening. It ended with us kicking her out of our house and my husband telling her to leave us alone until her crazy, overbearing, self-righteous, interfering, bullshitting selfish ass was coming to apologize. As he so eloquently but it 'I got stuck with you as a mother but managed to overcome your bullshit ways and have ended up with a wonderful wife. Now get out.'
Your my hero! I've got a mother-in-law just as bad. She tried everything to move in with us when we got together and 7 years later is still trying. This bitch has even attempted to get my husband to take my children so him and his mother could raise them as mommy and daddy. She manipulates everything she can and if she knows we are arguing she will try to drive over to our house to be in the middle of it. Id give this guy fucken husband of the year award for finally layin his on her ass. He did what I've been dreamin about for years!!!
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