Friday, December 31, 2010

Texts Messages of the Day

(210): Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....


(646): All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there


(720): Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.


(918): He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.


(678): So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.


(415): It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.

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